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Nothing is going to be more unhinged than what I already have. Top comment wins.

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[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago

PellMySmenis

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

Your real first name and last name.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 months ago

Along with your Tax ID, credit card number and date of birth and mother's maiden name.

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I did that once, and it was really jarring for people to see.

People have gotten completely desensitized to names like "ForceU2swllow" or "xXx_daRk_pRo_MLG_xXx". A regular name, your actual name IS the most unhinged shit.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago
[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

That’s enough internet for today

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You asked 😙

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[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

What the actual fuck. Just the fact that they mention "this is probably the single most disgusting thing known to a man" in the dictionary.

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

They asked for unhinged; I happen to be a connoisseur.

[-] ninekeysdown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy…

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[-] PoopBuffet@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

"Robert'); DROP TABLE Gamertags;--"

[-] Zorsith 23 points 2 months ago

GamertagMcGamertag

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[-] Oka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

You may be a cunning linguist, but im a master debater

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[-] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Gamer McGameFace

[-] JunglisticFunkateer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

It's German for "help eagerly"

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

ReleaseEpsteinFiles

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[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

ItsOkImOnThePill

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PocketSand420

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

YouCantCallMeDragon

[-] Oka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Smegma&Pepper

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SploogeIngester69420

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xX_CornFarmer22_Xx

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ProlapsingPenis69

[-] Nariom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

ClippyTheThird

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

TheartistformerlyknownasyouCanCallMeDragon.

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Stolen from GeneralSam:

Chairdolf Sitler

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SpaghettiFleshlight

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MyOtherHandleIsOnLinux

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pheasantplucker69

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DumbSheetCant

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GaryMcGaryFace

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HereticalClamBreath

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DragonFucker

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SnakeToesRFun2eat

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