Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

Gravel.

Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel's one of those things that you don't need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competition lowers their prices dramatically, they can't go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

3 is overpowered, it's basically FTL if the reload time is low

I could do so much with free gravel, you have no idea.

I am pretty sure you can sell gravel soooo

Free Gravel?

This one is clearly the best choice. That shit is expensive!

Start a gravel business, destroy the competition, and create a gravel empire.

ANY toaster. If you go to a wedding or any formal event with drinks, you can control whoever's giving the toast. That could be pretty powerful.

7 inch teleport sounds genuinely useful in a fight. Also, couldn't you just keep teleporting 7 inches? It might still be faster and easier than running.

On the other hand, infinite gravel...

The teleport 7 inches thing might be nice for getting through locked doors

You guys are sleeping on 1.

The secrets of the oysters could be yours.

Okay, I'll bite this time.

1. Don't see any use.
2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
4. Not sure.
5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?

Free gravel! Fuck yeah!

Living in the rural area and having pretty long private road i would be really happy for free gravel.

Bonus points if i can desite how coarce it is. During winter the yard gets really icy and small gravel would make it better.

Free gravel, then sell it. Just make sure to not summon too much gravel so the price doesn't go down.

I want to say free gravel, but I need to know how its manifested. In a big pile where I want it? Or like never ending handfuls of pocket gravel?

Free gravel for life could be a game changer.

7. It still allows you to determine whether containers are empty, which is situationally useful.

Can run as fast as albert einstein, but don't actually take the pill. Use it only when you or a loved one is immobilized by old age or injury. Nothing to lose, even if its a bogus '0mph, he's dead' pill.

I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?

I feel like everyone is underestimating 5. It's any toaster. Make a killer robot that happens to have the ability to make toast and you've got a remote control death bot.

I'd make a whole set of devices that happen to also be toasters. Why not add some heating elements and springs to an elevator, a car, a plane?

1. Sheer horror. You'll never be able to eat these again.
2. This has been brought up before. Gravel isn't cheap. This is basically infinite money.
3. If used continuously, you're basically The Flash.
4. Just a bad idea unless you can put it inside your existing nose for double the sniff-sensitivity.
5. Okay, that's just fun.
6. Again, used continuously, this is the fountain of youth. You'll still die of old age though.
7. Only useful under very specific circumstances. Also, define a "container".
8. Unless the Khitan civilization knew things we don't, this isn't useful at all.
9. Fast as he is now or when he was alive?

WAIT.

Any toaster?!

Free gravel sounds great, but nowhere is the amount specified, if you get a handful of gravel every day for life that's not helpful.

Teleport 7 inches sounds good, if the effect of the pill isn't a one time thing. Do you only teleport 7 inches when digesting the pill? Do you keep teleporting? Can you stop teleporting? ;)

Toss up between 3 and 7 for me, though the gravel one could have some niche uses.

TP can be abused pretty easy if there's no physical impact on my body for doing it repeatedly.

Are these one time use? Like you gain the ability to talk to oysters forever? Grow a new nose as many times as you want? Or talk to oysters for 5 minutes and one extra nose?

1. Become a water quality assessor with instant and accurate data on pollutants, if there are invasive species, whether or not there are pearls present, and any other information oysters can offer about the environment.

2. Instant paving/gravel business with a huge profit margin compared to competitors.

3. Depends on the locus of movement. If 7” only, like a quarter step in any direction, kinda useless*. If moving your entire body 7” away from it’s previous location, good for theft I guess if the barrier is less than 7” thick.

*if you can “spam” the 7” movement rapidfire with no speed limit, you can travel as fast as you can wherever you want in a “stuttering” teleport.

4. Useful to someone disfigured, lost one to skin cancer or other issue.

5. Depends on what you limit a toaster to and what constitutes control. If you can control any facet of any device that heats the interior for purposes of heating the contents to a specific temperature, then this is really powerful. Engines “toast” fuel. Kilns “toast” everything from carbon fiber to ceramics to tempering glass. You now operate the only successful fusion reactor on the planet. The ability to control the specific heating of any material in an enclosed environment would have wide application.

6. Spam it.

7. Catching smugglers? If a container that should be empty isn’t, you can’t see in it.

8. Get your name in the history books as an expert on the peoples and culture surrounding the language.

9. If you were a paraplegic this would be life-changing.

7 would be really useful for those games where you have to find the ball under the cup. You can instantly tell if you’re being swindled, and always win.

3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints