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[-] applebusch 88 points 2 months ago

Actually we don't get cubicles anymore since everyone went with open office plans.

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 months ago

Proven ineffective and yet they keep doing it.

[-] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

You can fit more people in an open office concept.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can't concentrate in a open office. I'm made to be alert to the slightest change and see the bear first in the woods.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 23 points 2 months ago

Gentle Reminder: Your boss is the bear.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

He's yet another distraction.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "win the bear chase"

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 months ago

Your coworkers are the other campers.

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

We all live in a Panopticon?

Say it ain't so!

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

In my programming career (which started in the '90s) I went from private offices with doors to high-walled cubicles to low-walled cubicles to desks in an open office, and finally to an open office plan where you didn't even have your own assigned desk. The last two steps were working from home (yay) and getting laid off (not as yay).

[-] ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 35 points 2 months ago

We also never evolved to wake up so early either, the more you think about modern life in regards to how we evolved, the weirder it gets.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 18 points 2 months ago

Also we’re supposed to sleep twice per 24-hour period

[-] ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 11 points 2 months ago

The Greeks are onto something with their siesta culture!

[-] jdf038@mander.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

And East Asians. And Latino cultures. And (fill in non European culture here probably)

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

As far as I know Southern Europe does have a siesta culture. Northern Europe however does not, at least not the parts I have been.

[-] ratel@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

Siesta is a Spanish word and in Europe, a midday nap/siesta is most commonly associated with Spain AFAIK.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

In Europe during the middle ages people had two sleep periods.

[-] jdf038@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

That is true. Spain and Italy for sure do

I would guess part of it would be tied to the history of the industrial revolution starting jn England and Germany but probably not the whole story

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

The reason that I am told is that it's just way to hot during the midday to do anything productive, so you just take a two hour break during the warmest part of the day. But there's probably more to it than just that.

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Chemically it’s also perfectly balanced - except our blood alcohol level tends to run low by about 0.05%.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 38 points 2 months ago

It's balanced now. For the previous thousands of years we had a plastic deficiency, but that's fixed.

[-] jdf038@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Those nerds homo habilis didnt even ingest unnatural molecules hmmpf

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I can do that and I'm pretty sure I'm a fucking nutter

[-] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The problem is that the best jobs that don't destroy your body or pay living wages do involve the shit this meme in complaining about.

Prove me wrong and post jobs that do not involve this shit, doesn't destroy your body, and pays well. That's right, you can't.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

So you're saying the problem is systemic, not solved by simply finding a new job?

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

the best jobs that don't destroy your body or pay living wages

I work in a factory and with all the safety equipment and rules the bodily wear and tear is actually not that bad as long as you're in shape. Plus even office workers often ruin their backs and eyesight over time. And the pay is pretty good too, especially given the fact that I actually enjoy being there.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Too bad my gear is not as durable as me. The logo is already failing.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Billionaires seem to do well on that front

[-] aow@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[-] chocrates@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago

My sister is stressed 24/7 as a lawyer. That can't be healthy

[-] aow@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Sorry to hear that. It has the potential to not be a high stress job, but obviously everyone is different. Just responding to the constraints that were presented, though.

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

The psyche is arguably part of your body.

[-] chirichiri@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

how does cm2 keep finding these gems

[-] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

They actually reposts a lot from fresh from other communities. But still, impressive.

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 1 points 2 months ago

If anything is posted to a lemmy.ml community, this person will repost it to some random lemmy.world or adjacent community

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

They aren't fake lights. Even the lights you see in an animated movie are real lights in that they emit light on the screen.

[-] pipe01@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago
[-] jukmehrk@lemmy.org 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The question is not if it's fake lights, but how many.

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