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Anon goes to a steakhouse (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 153 points 6 days ago

I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 70 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The one where it is fabricated by texts of green

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 days ago

Or the year starts with 19

[-] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 6 days ago

By an homosexual

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

Applebees was running a $15 all you can eat ribs at one point not too long ago. Probably won't get food poisoning from Applebees because everything comes from one supply chain and is all pre packaged and over microwaved.

[-] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Waitresses barely get paid except in tips there bro, she's not into that, she's into whatever makes you feel welcome and thus likely to pay her a wage that she's there to acquire.. Seriously clueless takes here

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 96 points 6 days ago

Uh uh uh I know this one

"what is a tip based economy?"

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 42 points 6 days ago

Could be a feeder fetish. All you can eat waitressing sounds like a good job for such

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

I'm gonna headcanon it as that. It's the funniest and most likely explanation

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 6 days ago

Or just acting like that for tips, like the food service equivalent of a stripper sort of lol

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 5 points 6 days ago

instructions unclear married the stripper

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fake: girl is interested in anon

Gay: dude likes “eating meat” lol

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago

Does a good job and tries to be nice.
AYCE McRubber: "shi into me?"

I think people are so lost because the primary filter for relationships is having your own place. You know, like having your shit sorted to that minimum is kinda the threshold for most activities in general. It is certainly not some requirement, but it makes a major difference for anything serious, especially when you're over 25.

Like if you really want to meet someone, just shift your interests around. Pottery, art, kinesiology; any of those will change your exposure to cis relations. Get a job at Michael's. You won't last 3 months single.

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 33 points 6 days ago

She's trying to get a big tip, genius.

[-] haywire7@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

And a good Google/trust pilot out of you seeing as the boss gives out a bonus for those

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

No, not that kind of tip.

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 22 points 6 days ago

I figured the woman in the image was OP, not the waitress, so I was confused at their primitive understanding of how women behave

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Same. First, why would the waitress be sitting there drinking a soda? Also many people like eating ribs, it’s not a gender thing. This fake ass 4chan text thinks only fat incel men eat ribs?

[-] chirichiri@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago
[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago
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