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Anon goes to a steakhouse
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I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???
The one where it is fabricated by texts of green
Or the year starts with 19
1900-HOMO
By an homosexual
Applebees was running a $15 all you can eat ribs at one point not too long ago. Probably won't get food poisoning from Applebees because everything comes from one supply chain and is all pre packaged and over microwaved.
Waitresses barely get paid except in tips there bro, she's not into that, she's into whatever makes you feel welcome and thus likely to pay her a wage that she's there to acquire.. Seriously clueless takes here