"Everything is working fine. What do we even pay you people for?"

"Everything is on fire! What do we even pay you people for!"

Printers.

Specifically small consumer printers that users insist on having on their desk

Tar is better than roaches. Y'all nasty.

Same for strippers

Then you see the cardiologist at lunch pounding an energy, and stuffing whatever the fastest option in their hospital is, down their throat.

The amount of people absolutely POUNDING several event drinks a day is astounding.

I have a heart condition and couldn't drink them if I wanted to, without dying, so they don't believe when I say it's bad for them.

I blame designers for everything. Keeps the fads and fashion for the well-to-do. The average person needs function first. Why would anything I want to buy for regular use be available seasonally or only come in over the top fancy plastic shapes with weird colors and breaks with less than 100 hours of use. I have a kitchen and office because I use them, not because it accents my overpriced home. I have worked in merchandising from many angles and it sickens me. Even what should be simple packaging on almost all retail products is overdesigned and printed full of lies. And the worst part is the cost of the product is directly related to design. Look at how cheap some knock-offs can be produced. I would never presume the engineer to be the source of the overpriced malfunctions of consumerism.

Technicians hate engineers. An engineer will drag themselves across a field of naked virgins, ignoring them all, in order to fuck one mechanic.