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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Engineers hate managers.

Remember next time you get a shitty product, don't blame the engineer who designed it. Blame the manager who forced him to do it that way.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Technicians hate engineers. An engineer will drag themselves across a field of naked virgins, ignoring them all, in order to fuck one mechanic.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

As an engineer I can understand that.

It can be a little like a dentist and a dental assistant. The assistant does all the work but the dentist gets the Porsche.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

There is no worse designer than a German engineer.

[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

I blame designers for everything. Keeps the fads and fashion for the well-to-do. The average person needs function first. Why would anything I want to buy for regular use be available seasonally or only come in over the top fancy plastic shapes with weird colors and breaks with less than 100 hours of use. I have a kitchen and office because I use them, not because it accents my overpriced home. I have worked in merchandising from many angles and it sickens me. Even what should be simple packaging on almost all retail products is overdesigned and printed full of lies. And the worst part is the cost of the product is directly related to design. Look at how cheap some knock-offs can be produced. I would never presume the engineer to be the source of the overpriced malfunctions of consumerism.

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

MEP Electrical Engineer here!

Architects. Boy do I sure hate me some architects.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

My dad was a marine engineer (ports, harbors, that kind of stuff) and he used to say an architect is an engineer with his brains knocked out.

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

This is apt. I concur. We are concurrent.

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