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#p*rnsober (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 36 points 15 hours ago

Complicated way of saying:

"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."

That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

That makes me feel bad for both of them lol

[-] BigPotato@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Right? I have to listen because I'm trying to get laid.

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