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Burning Man "Orgy Dome" destroyed by storms
(www.newsweek.com)
No more fucks to give :(
Our build team worked so hard this past week to erect our lovely space
Many men enter, uh one man leave?
Last man standing
I don't want to sound superstitious but I went to a school when I was a kid and it was based on an old book and a real similar thing happened. Look for pillars of salt that used to be women. That will be the real giveaway
Yeah crazy that salt deposits would be found near the dead sea, the saltiest bitch out there. Must've been God.
Salt deposits named Edith forming naturally? Yeah right. Checkmate atheists.
you went to a school based on a book? and woman were transformed to salt?
trust me, you dont sound superstitious at all.
Was your early schooling not largely book based. Our school had a whole room full of them we could look at.
I heard those places exist, but we burnt down ours.
Probably for the best. I've heard the symbols in those books can be decoded into Forbidden Knowledge like in the first garden from that other book. Better not to be tempted with options.
Totally the same thing.
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2025
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