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Burning Man "Orgy Dome" destroyed by storms
(www.newsweek.com)
Our build team worked so hard this past week to erect our lovely space
Many men enter, uh one man leave?
Last man standing
Well that dome got fucked.
I don't want to sound superstitious but I went to a school when I was a kid and it was based on an old book and a real similar thing happened. Look for pillars of salt that used to be women. That will be the real giveaway
If you went to a school that was all based on one book, then you were either part of a cult, or part of a cult disguised as a church.
Same shit.
God has sold more books than any other author ever. If we needed other books He would have written a sequel.
God wrote wrote several.
Well first he had at least three guys write books for him (ghost authors?)
Then he branched out and wrote one in Arabic, and at some point he wrote another in the new world.
Another time he had some kind of revival and got a bunch of folks together to decide on which parts should be in his book, and they decided to put his first books in as a prologue, and added a whole bunch of new-wave hippy shit to it.
Then he picked some folks to translate it over centuries from one language to another, and then to another, and then eventually to English.
Oh but before your book from school, he even had some old English king decide to commission another "translation", 'cause he didn't like some parts.
Maybe your kids will get lucky and get the Trump bible in school, so that they can learn the US history.
Edit: ironically, I went to a school similar to your username
No Trump bibles in our schools because they are always sold out! The Maga Bible King James Influenced edition even has a Dedication by the original Author saying how great Trump is and how he was Chosen as a divine instrument of retribution to bring the kingdom of heaven to Earth. That is why he has been rewarded with three wives, two of them foreign models, and vast riches. As we can read in the prologue about a blameless and upright man of Uz, the tools of God are most often given earthly rewards before their heavenly reward.
Can't tell if serious.......
Little known fact, the original of the book God claimed to write sold so little it disappeared from history. There is no copy left, we don't even know what was in it. It just inspired fan fiction writes, that had insane success.
Like 50 Shades of Grey and whatever it's source material was. Lost to history but still inspirational enough to change the world.
Yeah crazy that salt deposits would be found near the dead sea, the saltiest bitch out there. Must've been God.
Salt deposits named Edith forming naturally? Yeah right. Checkmate atheists.
I name all of my salt deposits. Some of them even turn into humans! (after a 10 month gestation period).
Ha! You must be on some sort of hurricane-naming convention
you went to a school based on a book? and woman were transformed to salt?
trust me, you dont sound superstitious at all.
Was your early schooling not largely book based. Our school had a whole room full of them we could look at.
I heard those places exist, but we burnt down ours.
Probably for the best. I've heard the symbols in those books can be decoded into Forbidden Knowledge like in the first garden from that other book. Better not to be tempted with options.
Totally the same thing.
Ngl an art installation at BM that is literally a pillar of salt would be funny as shit.
Sometimes BM difficult.
Eat less salt.
Ok the orgy dome at burbing man sounds either based or like hell on earth and like it's simultaneously both for various people
Big old tent gets knocked down by wind. More at 11
Jfc. Burning man really needs to just die already
What are you talking about? It's the best time of year to be on dating apps because the worst people are gone!
Why's that?
Can't even have a wholesome orgy in this country anymore.
That happened last weekend before the festival officially started
sex-positive, consensual space for couples and moresomes."
Oh so discriminating against lesssomes
Good
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