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Why are shitposts in Spanish funnier than English
I mean same for shitposts in German. Just funnier when it's a language you sorta understand, but not completely.
It adds a layer of incongruity.
I'm native spanish speaker, it's portuguese for me the language that really elevates memes for some reason.
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Wait since when is this community Spanish?
Rough translation:
Linux Mint: thanks to Steam and Proton I can run Windows games with more FPS. Gabe Newell, you are blessed!
Windows: the Microsoft telemetry ate the RAM, I can’t give so much FPS
I would translate the sentences the same except I would change the ends of those two sentences to say: "Bless you, Gabe Newell" and "I can't give as many fps".
Thanks, ‘bendito seas’ was a new one to me and I was having to do some guesswork!
Yeah, the subjunctive can be more than a little confusing for us english speakers. Wishes, desires, and doubts use that conjugation. In this case op is wishing blessings on Gaben so we have to use the subjunctive.
Siempre lo ha sido. 🌎👩🏻🚀🔫👩🏻🚀
It is not, this post breaks rule 5.
No this post does NOT break rule 5:
- 🇬🇧 Language/язык/Sprache
Comments written in other languages are allowed.
The substance of a post should be comprehensible for people who only speak English.
I speak absolutely zero Spanish, yet I understand the post text about 80%, enough to get the gist of it.
That Linux runs Grand Theft Auto faster with Proton on Steam than on native Windows 11.
Well it is true one can deduce the gist of it, but not the exact message. So I guess the rule has to be clearer on this.
Seems to me in this case, the people have voted.
Currently 98 upvotes and 15 downvotes for the post.
fair
This is perfectly readable for anyone familiar with either Spanish or memeish.
Actually, I'd argue this is already translated into American Memeish. Mexico and Spain have their own meme subcultures that don't have direct translations into American Memeish, let alone all the other Spanish speaking countries.
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Yeah, I only speak some rough Spanglish due to being raised near the border, and I can understand the gist of this meme through context alone.
Not really, I'm sure someone who "only speaks English" can get the gist of it.
I don't speak Spanish and I understood everything.
Not sure why you’ve gotten downvoted for that, as it’s part of the referenced rule and also true. Unless you’re someone who sees a word in a foreign language and has their brain turn off in response, this should be intelligible to someone who understands English and who doesn’t understand Spanish.
It helps that more than half the words are in English / are used by English speakers: Steam, Proton, Grand Theft Auto 5, Gabe Newell, Linux Mint, Microsoft, Windows, RAM, 100 FPS, 75 FPS
And the important Spanish words are easy to understand:
“Gracias” is pretty commonly understood even by bon-Spanish speakers.
“Uso Software Libre” is pretty obvious, since Libre is a term used in FOSS communities. “Uso” is the most complicated part and I suspect if I didn’t know Spanish I’d just think it meant “Use,” and “Use Libre Software!” is close enough to the intended meaning
Unless Telemetria doesn’t mean Telemetry, it’s pretty obvious.
If I blanked out all the other Spanish words I think the effect would be pretty much the same.
Quid futuendum fēcistī dīxistī recens futuēns mihi, tu canis femina parva? īnfōrmābō te diplomavi apex scholae mea in Classēs SEAL, et involūtus sum in incursiōnēs multae in Al-Quæda, et habeo super trecentī caedēs rata. Condoceor in mīlitiae sīmiōrum et sum apex sagittāriōs optimus in totum manūs armāta Americānus. Es nihil mihi sed tantummodo scopus alius. Dēlēbō te futuere ex cum accūrātiō hulusmodi numquam vīsus sum in hic mundus, intendite sermonibus futuēns meis. Putāsne potes abīre cum dīcēns quod merdās mihi super interrētī? Cōgitā iterum, futūtor. Dum loquimur, sum contactāns rēticulum arcanus ēmissāriōrum trāns USA et IP tuus vestīgātur iam ergo tu praeparēs pro tempestās, vermicule. Tempestās quod dēlet res flēbilis parvus tu vocās vita tua. Es futuēns mortuus, puere. Possum esse usquam, umquam, et possum necāre te in super septingentī modī variī, et est tantummodo cum manūs nūdī meī. Nedum sum conductus sum plūrifāriam in bellum inermis, sed habeō concessiō armāmentāriō tota de Corps Marinus Americānus et ūtar id ad amplitudine dēlēre cūlus misellus parvus tuus ex faciēs continentis, tu merda parva. Modo si scīverās quid tāliō impia annotātiō “scīta” tua dēscensūrus super te, fōrsitan tu habeās tenērēs linguam tua futuēns. Sed tu non potuistī, tu non fēcistī, et nunc es compensāns pretium, tu idiōta deus-rancidus. Iram cacābō undiquesecus te et obruēs in id. Es futuēns mortuus, puere.
Case in point, I have no clue what you wrote, but the intent is clear:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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¿¡Regla 5?! ¡Dios mío!
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It has always been
Probablemente tenga una configuración de idioma incorrecta
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I don't speak spanish but the doge meme convinced me that linux mint is better.
Doge memes are universal
Spanish Linux killed my parents.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my distro. Prepare to die"
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universally understood across language barriers
Basado y Linux píldora
gog games run faster than steam versions too if you wanna go even extra.
Buenísimo el Linux sabor Menta
Wait it actually runs that much better on Linux? Is that because of missing DRM or something?
IIRC less bloat on linux mostly
Bloat has a minimal impact on performance unless your system is seriously starved for resources.
It's largely the magic of Proton, and everything that goes into Proton. DXVK runs on windows too and that alone can get you double digit performance improvements on the right games.
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Not really, it's just how much better Vulkan is compared to DX12. It's mostly about having a way better async scheduler for multi-CPU multi-threading hardware.
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I already transitioned my laptop to Linux mint snd I got no regrets. My VPN isnt installing on it, but i can manage it later.
This weekend....desktop time. I spent a lot of time making backups and making sure everything is in order. I'll report on this very thread when I have done it.
if it's a corporate one for work, i'd like to point to this: https://github.com/yuezk/GlobalProtect-openconnect
i'm not the developer and have no connection to it other than a user but when i switched i discovered the vpn i use for work didn't have a linux client readily available but this one worked flawlessly.
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Windows : Uno vez mas te estoy ruegando que me actualizas, por favor, agendate un tiempo.
Yo pronto : Que tal si te borro totalmente y pongo un linux?
Is GTA V really faster?
I keep Windows around mostly because certain games (like Rimworld/Stellaris and such sims, and CP2077) run faster on Windows... not that I like that one bit.
I'm not running a slow linux distro either. It's CachyOS, git proton, scx_cosmos scheduler (at the moment, though I have tried some others).
But I suspect the fundamental issue is I'm on Nvidia. Another might be that I strip Windows down to the bone (even gutting Defender) because I don't use it for much else, and that does help some games significantly.
Shared with my Linux friend that is learning Spanish to better communicate with the almost-in-laws. They were amused.
update: so was their Windows boyfriend, who helped them with the "bless Gabe Newell" line.
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