Maybe my cats are weird, but I've never really had the 2 am zoomie issue. One spends most of the night by my feet. I don't know what the other two usually do, but if I get up to use the bathroom, I'll often see them lounging in the hallway, like they're holding a meeting.
2am
kak kak karrrph karrpugh kak kak kak kaaaaak kbbblorp
Hairball puke pile under my bed.
I mean there's already one there, but i can at least get to it.
No absolutely not!
The little orange Zip is already dragging socks under the bed to fight. I would never be able to get them back
ahh welcome to the nightmare in cleaning street
But how hard is it to clean the inevitable fur and hairball puke?
...or worse
Exactly this.
I had the bed in OPs meme and it was great at first! My cats loved it, they zoomed through day and night. Then one day I noticed only one of the cats would enter at a time and only while I wasn't looking. Eventually I found out one of our cats was holding politically extreme meetings under the bed which eventually resulted in an attempted coup d'etat.
Anyways, great bed. My cats run my house now and I get to sleep under the bed in a cool maze!
how did you come up with this on the spot? Psychedelics? (Serious question)
Some people just have silly minds. I tirelessly endeavor to be more like them.
I was pooping and I had a free minute to practice comedy!
After having pets for the last 30 years this was my first thought... oh great, another place for them to leave me "presents" (like poop, vomit, dead mice, etc)
Seems like you'd just lift up the mattress like they did for this picture.
Lifting out a mattress to clean is a huge pain in the ass
Some beds have storage underneath. They have a lift mechanism that lifts the whole mattress. If you used one of those as a base, then cleaning gets a lot easier.
Welcome to cat life.
Woah Woah
You do not need pets to vacuum out under your bed
I don't need to lift my mattress to vacuum under the bed either
Why would I vacuum under my bed? That's where I shove items when I pretend like I'm cleaning the house.
It sounds so easy when you say it
more like this because my cat is too dumb to find the exit:
@everyone in this comment section: 
I was just wondering what kind of billionaire mansion people would have to live in to not use the space under their bed for storage
the cats are gonna take up the whole bed and then you'll be forced to sleep in the maze
Great place to store small dead animals
My dumbass cats would get lost down there and we'd have to let them out twice a night
Is there a /c/zoomies yet? This would provide the community with content for years
Yeah, that’s what you need to hear at 2 AM.
Try to give them medicine once and you'll be lifting the box spring and mattress off late at night! I guarantee it...
Before attempting such things (with or without this crazy setup), it is best to block all escapes/hiding spots, like closing a door to a room with these risks.
More like: Cats at 3AM all over your face.
Do you want a spider empire? Because this is how you get a spider empire.
Not if the cat overlords roam the labyrinth. If it moves its free game :)
"hackhackhackhack"....Oh shit!
This is the stupidest idea I’ve ever seen - I love it!
And neither of yous will be getting any sleep. 🙃
Taking apart the bed at night because they brought a mouse there.
Nice.
One of our cats would go in and we would never see her again...
And its not too dark for them in the interior?
You don't have cats, do you? Lol
I do. They don't go into the donut because it's too dark, i have to cut a hole at the back so they would go in. Bunch of pussy i say.
So I just got a cat and I have been leaving the light on by the litterbox at night. Are you telling me I can shut it off and he'll still find it ok lol I am dumb
That's cats regardless of bed trappings
Cats do that regardless or do you think they're stand still.
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