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[-] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

Yes, but I complained on a very important project once...

[-] m33@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I do this too:

New issue

Title: MAJOR BLOCKING

Description:

It doesn't work please fix

[-] kubica@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

It is now tagged as "good first issue"

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago
[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 month ago

I'm an amateur programmer at best, and the height of my programming "career" was when my friend told me their IT was using my tool internally. It has a few hundred stars on GitHub now, so not too bad. Sad thing is that I have other projects that I actually am passionate about, but they don't get much love.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

I can only dream to be this popular and useful

[-] _hovi_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Don't be shy, link the repo

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, but I use my real name on GitHub.

I can say that it's not a very complex project, and I think that simplicity is probably why people like it.

[-] _hovi_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

All good! I do know of a good few projects like that and yes, simplicity is often a very good selling point

[-] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago

GitHub is like programmer OnlyFans. Only the top .1% gets millions of downloads.

[-] _hovi_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Kind of how it goes for most content though no?

[-] cosmicrose 42 points 1 month ago
[-] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 40 points 1 month ago

My project has been used by random companies at some point, never again, I can't recommend it to anyone. At first it was nice to have my stuff getting real world use but the never ending issues asking for new features and pressure to keep everything up to date was exhausting. It was a relief to archive it, never again.

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago

On the other hand, once it gets used and depended upon by several companies, you could have them in your hands. Screw them over, break their shit. Or… start charging? Maybe go for a license / ??? that allows for free use but requests payment for paid use

[-] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

I tried to get paid consulting from it but never got a penny. But you're right, if I were more aggressive it could have worked as supplemental income.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Eh, that's a lot of work. It's no wonder why there's such a large "Malware as a Service" industry nowadays

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe go for a license / ??? that allows for free use but requests payment for paid use

Actually, that would make it non-free (a.k.a source-available) software by FSF's definition. You can do something like Qt (copyleft license for free, permissive license for a fee), but this doesn't really work for a lot of software.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

The curl lean maintainer blogged about how most car manufacturers use curl yet none donate and also how sometimes companies expect him to do work and bs for free.
Ignore them unless they pay you.

[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Please, I'll let you know I have one star on my Codeberg

[-] not_IO 22 points 1 month ago

codeberg, not microsoft github

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

So much junk in your github that it is comparabble to all modern infrastructure.

[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

That’s great. I don’t want that burden either way.

[-] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Original source artwork: https://xkcd.com/2347/

[-] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 month ago

"Whoa, is it floating in the air? No! Listen, I'm into it. That's cool as hell. That just lets you know how NATURAL and ORGANIC the code is!" -- Free ~~Apple~~ Application.

Also yeah imagine if I did anything, let alone having a project worthy of the thought of uploading it anywhere.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah. I am currently only doing projects to learn how to do things I want to learn like writing physics code, CAD software from scratch, etc. My hope is to turn it into a company. Maybe, after the AI bubble bursts, I can start looking for some funding.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago
[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah well! I made a one line change to omz once!

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