Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
You're eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it's Volition.
He is indeed.
I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
Girl, you're making me retarded because I'm down for you.
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Help...
Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
"Wanna buy me a drink?"
Girls don't pay bills here, sad though!
Some do - if you're attractive enough.
I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink.. I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!
Haven't you seen all those men vs bear threads/posts? Girls love bears! Even more if they're dancing. You might be a mess... but you're a hot mess.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
Want to come home and fuck?
Just curious, why are you asking?
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