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Mine is

"Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."

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[-] Nachtara@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

About what time should I come over?

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