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[MartinRosner] Hjonk
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Honk!
Reads like PBF which is high praise from me.
Honest question:
How would you actually defeat the duck?
I don’t think that’s a duck- ducks tend to quack, not honk! Although neither ducks nor geese tend to have multiple re-growing heads…
Cut off the legs obviously
Would its legs not also multiply?
If they did, that night be a strategy too. It's hard to move around with hundreds of feet.
...oh?
I knew someone would come back with that. But the goose has a round body. When the heads are chopped off, they come back full size, so we can assume the feet would, too. I think it would be different.
Awwww, they like to cuddle.
No no, just the heads
Woe upon us all if you're wrong
One cannot defeat this creature of most fowlness. This creature terrorizes the young and the old; the able body and the infirm.
It knows no fear. It only knows violence.
Edit: Missed an opportunity for a pun
Chaos and destruction alone remain the companions of the terrible goose.
2x Napalm bombs
Did you not see Jason and the Argonauts?
You have to cauterize the head holes with a torch.
The hydra's blood is incredibly poisonous, though. Hope the... goblins? Orcs?... figured that one out.
boiling cures all
*but it didn't*
So is cayenne, though. For someone with a high enough CON score, poisonous blood might as well be a seasoning.
I mean... a tiny bit killed Hercules...
Rare oots enjoyer.
Geese are some hideous demon's creation. The Canada goose in particular is a creature built to desanctify life itself.
This is a unit you can make in the game "The King is Watching". :D
Drugs policies...
It’s probably just Zeus trying to get his end away.
Isn't the beast supposed to die when you cut off all its heads at once?
No, the heads will continue to grow. One needs fire to cauterize the wounds to prevent goose regrowth.
It's þe Middle Ages
and you are a horrible goose
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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