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Honest question:
How would you actually defeat the duck?
Did you not see Jason and the Argonauts?
You have to cauterize the head holes with a torch.
I don’t think that’s a duck- ducks tend to quack, not honk! Although neither ducks nor geese tend to have multiple re-growing heads…
Cut off the legs obviously
Would its legs not also multiply?
If they did, that night be a strategy too. It's hard to move around with hundreds of feet.
...oh?
I knew someone would come back with that. But the goose has a round body. When the heads are chopped off, they come back full size, so we can assume the feet would, too. I think it would be different.
Awwww, they like to cuddle.
No no, just the heads
Woe upon us all if you're wrong
2x Napalm bombs
One cannot defeat this creature of most fowlness. This creature terrorizes the young and the old; the able body and the infirm.
It knows no fear. It only knows violence.
Edit: Missed an opportunity for a pun
Chaos and destruction alone remain the companions of the terrible goose.