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[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

but they're already in bed

[-] four@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

Maybe it's the morning, they just woke up and this is the first thought he has

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

i had considered that also. it is bright!

[-] Hule@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I bet he has some home automation set up to do this without getting up!

HOOOOME ASSISTANT! - Paul Hibbert crotch movements

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Should be "Did I turn the porch light off? It'll interfere with seasonal bird migration."

[-] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 3 days ago

It's Sunday

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Oh snap, how harmful is the impact?

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

They can get “entrapped” in the light and circle a lit building endlessly. It also leads to disorientation and building collisions. And it fucks up their navigation.

https://www.fws.gov/story/threats-birds-collisions-nighttime-lighting

[-] superb 7 points 3 days ago

I recently moved to a ritzy neighborhood and the amount of bright ass 24/7 lighting aimed right into the sky is infuriating. So many tiny trees pointlessly illuminated from their base.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I’d say it should be illegal, but I know a certain demographic would take that as a challenge to their freedumbs and put Broadway spotlights in their yard. Because fuck them birds.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

This organization does great work to educate people and governments about the harmful effects of lighting at night.

https://darksky.org/

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

"I bet he's thinking about boobies"

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

“Baby, those tits are lit”

[-] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

This is me. Also, don't want to mess up the raccoons' endocrine systems.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Tweet Dreams sounds like it'd be the title for one of the onion's political comics

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Would this really have any meaningful impact when streetlights etc. exist? This feels like plastic straws all over again.

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

It definitely would in rural areas. And aside from birds, it’s helpful for the insect population in any backyard to have the lights off.

Plastic straws were a drop in the bucket, but rather than going back to them, we should be taking more steps forward (ex plastic cutlery, disposable cups, etc). I’d rather see baby steps forward than throw in the towel because the problem is so big

[-] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I keep it off just because I like to be a ninja in the morning

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025
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