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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?
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What has 0.5 house?
Frogs aren't slimy though.
You ever touched one? They're kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.
Pregnant frogs?
A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube
A horny turtle
Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot
Nautilus missing some tentacles.
Axolotls
Saint bernard?
Armadillo?
A gnome is also missing there
Neckbeard computer chair
Trump! Boo!
What a shithole county!
Release Epstein!
Buddy... I love the spirit but here is not the place
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Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?
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I wonder if it is just stone
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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