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[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 113 points 1 month ago

Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there's another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

[-] denial@feddit.org 81 points 1 month ago

Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the "no slime" definition.

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[-] lakemalcom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Came here to say this exactly. And I'm thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?

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[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 83 points 1 month ago
[-] potoo22@programming.dev 61 points 1 month ago

Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Phylogenetically, they're still tetrapods.

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 month ago

I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 62 points 1 month ago

A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].

[-] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but it can be filled in with "house".

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Clam? I'd put them at like 0.25 slime, though

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[-] unknown@piefed.social 33 points 1 month ago
[-] otter@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Hermit crab should work? It feels more 'house' than a regular exoskeleton

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

It doesn't have slime to be yes on the slime axis.

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[-] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago

Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles ("feet")

[-] bitMasque@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

Is it the average landlord?

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago
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[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female's back for 4-6 months.

If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 26 points 1 month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.

I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had "only" 4 legs.

[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 24 points 1 month ago

It's Longhorn Cowfish.

The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Why does that look like Donald trump

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's the dead soulless eyes

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[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

a nautilus, as long as you accept tentacles as legs

Although, they have more than 4, so I guess they wouldint be featured at that particular point

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

A well lubeicated turtle

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

[-] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

I don't know, some turtles could be quite slimy. At the corner where it says turtle it should probably say tortoise, and at the "what goes here" corner you can put something like a softshell turtle.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah turtle goes in that corner and them armadillo or something for 4 legs, house, no slime.

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[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

[-] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
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[-] Wirlocke 14 points 1 month ago

Octopus, they typically go into objects and close them tightly like a shell, and no doubt about legs and slime.

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Soup@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

They have zero, actually. No arms, either. They’re molluscs like clams and snails and the tentacles are actually a single modified apendage we call their foot. So, by that, they’ve actually got not enough legs and eight “toes”.

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[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago

A middle class couple with a food fetish?

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

As a turtle fan it's always cool when you can look at a diagram and suddenly spot a turtle on it! 🐢

It's like looking at the H-R diagram and going "ooo, Discworld would be right about there, possibly"

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't wanna meet anything that is slimy and has four legs. That is pretty much how games like half-life start.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Someone who went home without cleaning themself off after getting slimed by Nickelodeon

e: guess it would have to be 2 people for there to be 4 legs

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.

Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.

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[-] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Florida man

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
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