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idk about yall but my brain aint even close to being fully developed... but am sticking to this plan 👍

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[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 102 points 4 days ago

Tbh I don't think you should let insanity deter you from the podcast plan. That hasn't stopped lots of other people, so why should it stop you?

[-] SnotFlickerman 34 points 4 days ago

I would almost argue that insanity is a prerequisite for a podcast.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 4 days ago

Tom Scott has a pretty entertaining trivia podcast, he doesn't appear to be insane?

[-] arudesalad@piefed.ca 8 points 4 days ago

I don't think anyone can spend almost 10 years travelling to make weekly youtube videos and still be sane afterwards

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 10 points 4 days ago

Given he did a video on time zones...

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 24 points 4 days ago

its crazy how old that meme is and the podcast meta is still alive and well

[-] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago

Isn't it from 2022? How in the hell is something from 2022 "crazy old"?

Like, that's post COVID even...

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 3 points 4 days ago

idk 2022 seems forever ago and memes move fast

[-] prole 1 points 3 days ago

They said their brain isn't close to being fully developed, so I'm guessing they're very young.

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago
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[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 3 days ago

ISTG im gonna go insane in 2 days

Been permanently banned multiple times for the dumbest reasons. Last time I made a new account because family found the old one and I was permanently banned without recourse by spam detection. Never went back.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago

Fuck killing yourself, just keep ballin.

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 8 points 4 days ago

This is like reddit but with blackjack and hookers. You’ll like it more, I’m sure

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 9 points 4 days ago

oh really? where are those bc i've only seen old memes and reposts

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 6 points 4 days ago

oh man i miss commenting on reddit already. guys you never know you have it once you lose it. its only 2 and a half more days but scrolling thru reddit feels meaningless now knowing all i can do is watch and not chime in. oh the misery. i might go touch grass, get fdrunk and pass out on that same grass.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

thats quite generous, its usually 7-days, then hit with a shadowban or a permaban.

[-] abbiistabbii 4 points 3 days ago
[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 3 days ago

luv your banner ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

[-] highlow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Just got perma banned site wide for ban evasion for commenting about Israel committing genocide in world news. Pretty sure I was indeed banned on an old account as I changed them often. Wife's pissed at me cause I got her account banned also.

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago

me when my waifu leaves me bc of reddit .... sADGE

[-] Nebula@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago

For this post? Damn. Plesse at least try medication if your 2025 plan doesn't work.

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 6 points 4 days ago

nah not for this. i got banned for calling asmongold a cockroach sucking retard loser under his most recent LSF clip (apparently thats harassment)

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

It could be construed as insulting to cockroaches.

[-] Nebula@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

Oof. Welcome here, then.

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

you triggered the Forbidden Word Bot, pay your penance.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Thats what led me here. I used the word kill in a post, 7 day ban unless I appealed. I appealed with the word "context". Permaban.

I would have just made a new account but that was the 4th time and I was done.

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 4 days ago
[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

yeah, you have to be like Morpheus piloting the Nebuchadnezzar to avoid the squiddies. There's more squiddies than ever these days.

[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 4 days ago

what the FUCK are you people saying omg im so sick of this already

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[-] goofystench@lemy.lol 1 points 4 days ago
[-] prole 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah I don't know what the fuck a "squiddie" is, or what the fuck that person was talking about.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Banned for speaking the truth. Yep, that sounds like Reddit.

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[-] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 4 days ago

If podcast started, insane, return to step 1

But don't kys the best people out here are crazy AF. You gotta be imbalanced to keep imagination, hope, feistiness, the will to do something drastically different then the awful path laid out before us.

Mess around with gender instead. Be hot, and gay. Its these normies that I really worry about

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

We have 3 days to indoctrinate you

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