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How to not get piss on my skirt?
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Simply don't piss, problem solved
Thinking 4 steps ahead, what a queen
Y'all gotta work on that pelvic floor muscle, dawg. A few good flexes and a lil shakey shake should get the job done. E. I didn't realize the community I was replying in and hope I didn't come off as an asshat here. For what it's worth, conditioning your pelvic floor will absolutely help with post urination dribble. <3
Thank you for the tip. You're not an asshat, this meme is being very frank about the anatomy at hand.
Yeah not an asshole thing to say, it's objectively true. For what it's worth, this is one of the more blunt trans communities on Blahaj. Everybody has a pelvic floor ๐คฃ
Can't help girls, but guys have an "evacuation button" called the urethral bulb. You basically "milk" the taint from back to front & that makes virtually all pee squirt out.
My brother in Christ you're posting in a trans community
I can hit the button for minutes and still end up getting piss on my skirt ๐
My sister in christ, that cough me off guard and almost made me spit out my coffee! ๐คฃ
AH, I'm not hip with all the lingo. I wish you nothing but goodwill, happiness, and piss-free skirts. ๐๐ป
This was refreshingly wholesome ๐๐
Thanks. Im gonna milk my taint at the urinal while lifting my skirt up and my clown polka dot thong is on the floor around my platform boots that make me a 6'5" goddess... and still get piss on my skirt. Booyah.
this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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