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Anon gets a new jacket. (discuss.online)
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[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 117 points 2 months ago
[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

The man is a dipshit, but that coat is dope as fuck.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

The fact that it’s so cool and then he tries to erase it like it’s not cool is what amplifies the Streisand effect.

It’s like nuclear Streisand

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 15 points 2 months ago

the picture is more jarring because that's the most hair and good posture he ever had

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

And fitness. Nowadays the man's torso doesn't even look like it belongs to a human

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

i wonder if he had some kind of ribcage opening surgery we didn't hear about and it just didn't heal right

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised. Apparently he had a dick lengthening surgery done, and because it was botched he doesn't feel anything from it anymore

[-] drbluefall@toast.ooo 75 points 2 months ago

real

sometimes there's a piece of clothing that just makes you feel better by virtue of wearing it

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i was going to send y'all a link to where i got mine, because it's pretty neat, but apparently they had a fire last month so their catalog is down while they're rebuilding. I WAS GOING TO GO THERE ON SATURDAY DAMMIT. I have a fancy pirate costume for halloween and I get to wear this ~~jacket~~ coat like once a year.

[-] Star 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If it makes him happy, then I'm sure he looks good in it!

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 29 points 2 months ago

fr maybe neckbeards would have grown up to be less psycho if people just let them dress bad and be weird about sonic

[-] Star 6 points 2 months ago
[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I relate, I have a jacket that also improves my mood.

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

M-1965 field jacket clone. Pretty descent quality. I love that jacket.

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago
[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh man, that is cool as fuck

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah It's great. Would highly reccommend.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago

Another cool thing about having good quality clothes that you love is when your kid gets big enough to get them as hand-me-downs. It's really a special feeling.

[-] Pjonathan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I can relate, I bought a jacket for $5 from one of those amazon return warehouses, regularly priced like $100, and its in perfect condition, so excited for the winter to use.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Could be it's a denim jacket. Mine always helps me when I'm anxious and don't know how to act

[-] TonyOstrich@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I'm an absolute slut for jackets and coats. I have more than enough to fit just about any weather or event, but I still get excited when I see one that is somehow slightly different than any of the other ones I have.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2025
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