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[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago
[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Sometimes they're not that far apart.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

He himself does not need money, he's just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

[-] Logh@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

A workday was also like 4 hours or less in biblical times though.

The idea that people in the past worked long, grueling hours due to lack of technology is a myth. People had way more free time in those days.

[-] Prunebutt@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

I've heard this a few times and wholeheartedly believe it. But I don't know any sources, when I'm asked. Do you happen to know any?

[-] WarmRegards@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago
[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Smoke meth: hail Satan: raise hell: and praise Dale 🤘

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Smoke grass, eat ass, and get out of the left lane to let others pass!

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I wish my industry had unions lol

[-] Thepinyaroma@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Start talking to your coworkers!

Even if you don't convince your workplace to unionize, you're laying the groundwork for the next person who tries.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's true, but it's easier said than done. As someone who already experienced job loss once this year, I'm not looking to go through with it again. I have to look out for myself and my family first, unfortunately.

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

you can always have it in the back of your head and prepare for a future optimised rollout / means to be anonymous

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago
[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

And in a few more decades neither will unions. I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad.

[-] SamboT@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] primalmotion@lemmy.antisocial.ly 10 points 1 year ago

Let me rephrase. "There is no evidence that god exists". Better?

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[-] beneeney@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Somehow the reddit athiest gang is even worse here lol

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Can someone link actual facts of this info so I can argue it with my boomer family that doesn't get it?

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 51 points 1 year ago

When they tell you that your lazy and expect to have everything handed to you, this is what they mean.

[-] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 12 points 1 year ago

You are savage... but truthfully

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"I ain't seen a white man beat like that since Abraham Lincoln... dude."

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I like the facts, but know nothing about Dale Earnhardt. Was he not a typical Republican?

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 14 points 1 year ago

It's hard to say, while he did grow up stuck in a western town, outside of racing there's not much else known about his life outside of what's been show by him and his son.

You can't make assumptions based on the stereotypes.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I know, that's why I'm asking, for all I know he was very liberal. I'm not a NASCAR guy by any stretch and don't know anything about these guys, but I know what the fans tend to be like.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, seconded. He’s in a business surrounded by right wingers and right wing fans. It would be highly unlikely that he didn’t lean hard right, but sometimes these guys surprise you. Like Garth Brooks being a super-popular country singer back in the day but being very liberal - of course that political stance wasn’t talked about at all during the height of his fame.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

News to me. I don't know anything about Brooks beyond that he sounds like every other country music guy, so I definitely just painted him with the same brush as what I know about the rest.

[-] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago

Is there a source for this quote? My googling failed me

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 1 year ago

It's a meme. Dale Earnhardt (probably) didn't say tthat.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Yeahhh. That writing, too, lmao. As a Carolinian, the little faded "comrade" was a good one. Down to earth and huge hearted as he was said to be, I don't think the christian republican co-owner of Dale Earnhardt Inc. is your friendski, pal

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

In H3 Podcast lore, it stems from this clip

[-] kucing@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Best I can do is this Wikipedia article.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

It's from It's part of a comedy bit by Keith Lowell Jensen.

[-] GreyYeti@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Didn’t this dude work every Sunday?

[-] grean@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I thank Pope Gregory XIII who introduced calendar according to which today is Friday.

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