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[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago
[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Sometimes they're not that far apart.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

He himself does not need money, he's just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

[-] Logh@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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