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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Godric@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I utterly despise the self-censorship that algorithmic social media forces people to engage in for the comfort of advertisers. I wish all advertisers a infected stubbed toe.

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[-] leftthegroup@lemmings.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Screen those piddly lame ass infected toes, I wish all commercial advertisers straight up instant death. Make one website where people can look you up, and have promotions happen there; but nothing should ever be advertised anywhere outside that.

Advertisement is a cancer. Bad in every way.

Got my yelling at clouds done for today. I offer no further solution, but adverts are definitely just a problem of humanity, not a benefit.

[-] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

I think Bill Hicks had a good solution.

That was over 30 years ago though, sadly those seeds didn't sprout.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago
[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 1 day ago
[-] WillFord27@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

It’s like em dashes and trademark symbols: just copy/paste it from somewhere else.

[-] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

Don't mind if I do.

[-] RedC@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Whoever downvoted this is a fucking prude

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I get downvotes on this every time I post it. Just lets me know it’s effective at its message.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago

You can only say it on the parts of the internet that matter. The rest aren't worth our time.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago

Ok sure but how did bro manage to get shot with a knife?

[-] Gurfaild@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

According to atf.gov, this is how:

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Hi I went to atf.gov but I don't see the store page anywhere. How do I buy this from them

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

"scout knife with a surprise"

[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Knife launcher (now available in full auto)

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Feels like this became reality...

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Americans calling all biscuits “cookies” but also still specifically referring to cookies as cookies. Australians calling chips chips but also calling crisps chips.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Breadystack would be a really good sandwich shop name.

[-] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It's the only way we can post on Insta...

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 26 points 1 day ago
[-] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Damn it! You're right. I got demonetized which is not as metal as it sounds..

Very punk though.

[-] s@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago

Do I still have to upload my ID to listen to you on Spotify?

Yes. They mention a notstraight crush

[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 25 points 1 day ago

I say exactly what I want to say and fork anyone who has a problem with it.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Dont be such a condescending bench.

[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

Bench please.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[-] s@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago

Between late stage capitalism, religious puritanism, and outside enemy states, who is doing the most to condition our population to become willfully vapid and ignorant?

Capitalism found a real good method with LLMs

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

those are all the same thing

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 8 points 1 day ago

When I browse documentaries on streaming platforms, around 50% are true crime. Then around 20% are about food, 20% about aliens, and the rest comprise the remaining 10%. Producers need to take a break from all the true crime content.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Is it so popular because so many are made; or so many are made because it's so popular?

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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