Your calculations are gross income. He should also have to pay Satan his tax, as well as pay for food and housing. With all that, he would have very little saved and take much longer.
Fuck being nice, he doesn't even get bathroom breaks and has to pee in a bottle. His paycheck should include all the taxes that we plebs have to pay, and at a Trumpian tax rate. Matter of fact the amount he has to earn back should include all of the tax he didn't pay when he was alive.
No bottle, maybe a diaper.
Also don't forget, needing to pay rent and pay for food, car, insurance, medical emergencies, oh maybe even an EpiPen and insulin. Also don't forget the credit card debt payments.
There is no justice after death. The only way to make things right is to make them right now.
Reminds me of the tool song “jerk off”
money he made
money he stole
Fuck, that is the truth. If i could edit the poorly cropped meme i cropped i would :(
Nah he should only get part time employment with hours that constantly change for no reason.
24/7 manual bull semen extraction at minimum wage for servers tips allowed but only acceptable tips are bull semen.
No overtime. We're going to slap the word "Manager" in his title so he doesn't qualify.
Chief Executive Manager of Sanitation Operations a.k.a. the one fucking janitor in an endlessly big hospital. Have fun Jeffy
With this punishment, Bezos will eventually escape hell. That's not fair to the rest of us.
Human civilization most likely wont be here anymore in 9 million+ years at the rate we are “progressing”
But Hell is eternal. 9 million years or 15 million years is barely a drop in the infinite bucket.
Why wait until he's dead? In my world, he can start this regimen tomorrow.
You have my vote
Elon: "Do I get to start with a few million like on Earth?"
Computer says no 👍
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You're enjoying this waaaaay too much... Kinda sus
Whatever do you mean friendly fellow hooman 🤖
This makes me wish hell was real.
Im no religious person, but given this afterlife punishment has an end to it (once he finally finishes working all those hours), wouldn't this be more a purgatory than a hell?
Naa because after working really hard and doing everything he's supposed to do he'll find out it's all a big lie and he will be staying right there at the bottom, forever.
No because after he accumulates all the wealth he had in life he just gets to be eternally tortured like every one else but with a useless collection of acquired wealth
Let him work a server job where he gets paid $3 an hour and nobody gives him tips.
If we assume Hell isn't real and dead people don't exist, it means we'll have to create our own justice.
But since billionaires are pretty consistent tyrants (exceptions exist, but they're rare) we should just have an intervention after the tenth million.
Then the additonal money in circulation can be used to post-scarcity up our society so that everyone gets a burger and a milkshake whenever they want one.
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