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Assuming it was federal minimum wage of $7.25/hr and he was working 60 hour weeks with 20 hours of time and a half pay at $10.875 it would take exactly 9,149,826 years working 3120 hours a year for a total of 28,547,457,120 hours worked. Or if satan is nice and lets him have more time off and jeff only has to work 40 hours a week then he will have to work 15,994,695 years or a total of 33,268,965,600 hours. If only hell were real so billionaires could be adequately punished.

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[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Your calculations are gross income. He should also have to pay Satan his tax, as well as pay for food and housing. With all that, he would have very little saved and take much longer.

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

Fuck being nice, he doesn't even get bathroom breaks and has to pee in a bottle. His paycheck should include all the taxes that we plebs have to pay, and at a Trumpian tax rate. Matter of fact the amount he has to earn back should include all of the tax he didn't pay when he was alive.

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

No bottle, maybe a diaper.

[-] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 day ago

Also don't forget, needing to pay rent and pay for food, car, insurance, medical emergencies, oh maybe even an EpiPen and insulin. Also don't forget the credit card debt payments.

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago

There is no justice after death. The only way to make things right is to make them right now.

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Reminds me of the tool song “jerk off”

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

money he made

money he stole

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Fuck, that is the truth. If i could edit the poorly cropped meme i cropped i would :(

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago

Nah he should only get part time employment with hours that constantly change for no reason.

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

24/7 manual bull semen extraction at minimum wage for servers tips allowed but only acceptable tips are bull semen.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 days ago
[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

No overtime. We're going to slap the word "Manager" in his title so he doesn't qualify.

[-] oxysis 3 points 2 days ago

Chief Executive Manager of Sanitation Operations a.k.a. the one fucking janitor in an endlessly big hospital. Have fun Jeffy

[-] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 days ago

With this punishment, Bezos will eventually escape hell. That's not fair to the rest of us.

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Human civilization most likely wont be here anymore in 9 million+ years at the rate we are “progressing”

[-] darkishgrey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

But Hell is eternal. 9 million years or 15 million years is barely a drop in the infinite bucket.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Why wait until he's dead? In my world, he can start this regimen tomorrow.

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You have my vote

[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Elon: "Do I get to start with a few million like on Earth?"

[-] crandlecan@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago
[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The computer is unfortunately down, you will need to call our toll free line to get in touch with a live representative…. After being queued through our patent pending AI filtration system (hosted by Amazon web services!) to properly sort your query all before sitting on hold listening to Nickleback and Benson Boone songs on shuffle/repeat

[-] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

You're enjoying this waaaaay too much... Kinda sus

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Whatever do you mean friendly fellow hooman 🤖

[-] Geodad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This makes me wish hell was real.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

Im no religious person, but given this afterlife punishment has an end to it (once he finally finishes working all those hours), wouldn't this be more a purgatory than a hell?

[-] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Naa because after working really hard and doing everything he's supposed to do he'll find out it's all a big lie and he will be staying right there at the bottom, forever.

[-] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No because after he accumulates all the wealth he had in life he just gets to be eternally tortured like every one else but with a useless collection of acquired wealth

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Let him work a server job where he gets paid $3 an hour and nobody gives him tips.

[-] uriel238 2 points 2 days ago

If we assume Hell isn't real and dead people don't exist, it means we'll have to create our own justice.

But since billionaires are pretty consistent tyrants (exceptions exist, but they're rare) we should just have an intervention after the tenth million.

Then the additonal money in circulation can be used to post-scarcity up our society so that everyone gets a burger and a milkshake whenever they want one.

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