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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago

If you want to be a decent human being, you have to ignore large swathes of the Bible, including things Jesus says in it. Unless you think slavery is acceptable, for example. Left leaning Christians ignore the bad stuff, and right leaning Christians ignore the good stuff.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Shouldn't the ad recommend a remedy?

Ask your doctor if sterilization is right for you.

A lobotomy also works, one of the few cases where patients actually become smarter.

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 4 points 15 hours ago

It is impossible to know for certain what jesus did or did not teach.

[-] SpookyLights@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago
[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 10 points 14 hours ago

Jesus never wrote any of it down, neither did anyone who ever met Jesus, as far as we can tell.

[-] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago

You have to exist to be able to write stuff down, so that’s probably why he didn’t.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

Thank you for this! I'm now going to add "Objection: Hearsay!" To my list of "How to argue with Christians using the Bible".

It will slot in very well right after the "Jesus said we don't have to follow Leviticus" arguments.

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Christianity has a very rich scholarly history. If you find yourself discussing it often, i would absolutely recommend looking up some of the real scholars on the matter (rather than listening to me or any other random person online).

But also, you're welcome :)

[-] SpookyLights@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

Gotcha, thank you for elaborating

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

You're so welcome, thanks for asking

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Evangelical Christianity is nothing but a malleable garment that we use to dress up and cover whatever bigotries we want to preserve in our society.

[-] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The teachings of Jesus didn't survive Rome without losing much in the process (some might even say it lost its own soul, as faith became something you "believed" and not something that is only visible through ones actions), what made you think they would even be recognizable in the US? 🤷

Honestly, all around the world people are selfish, immature and functionally illiterate. The majority of so called believers have never read any scripture at all, and I will never understand those people. The lights are definitely off in their mind shacks...

[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean, Jesus was an anti-imperialist Jewish preacher who hung out with 'indesirables' and begged people to love each other as much as they love themselves. He's like the proto-leftist, lol.

[-] eestileib 8 points 14 hours ago

Jesus is the mascot, Paul is the quarterback, head coach, and general manager.

Most Christians actually worship Paul.

Well, Paul's 'teachings' but yeah. Sad shit. 😓

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

That guy was so woke.

[-] alk 10 points 1 day ago

Where'd they go?

[-] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago

The Christian left is quite large and active, but it doesn't attract media attention. Treating everyone like human beings and trying to help those in need isn't nearly as interesting as spewing mindless hatred and engaging in constant hypocrisy. Those who follow "Republican Jesus" make for better entertainment.

[-] PlzGivHugs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Not to mention that being humble and reserved are values that are strongly emphasized by Jesus, so people actually trying to follow his teachings won't usually be the vocal, obvious ones.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

Ignore? It seems like these guys willfully try to contradict them.

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