Yeah it's called being parched and the water in that moment will taste like nectar from the gods.
The person you love can taste like this too. It's arresting
Yeah but you need to filter all the gross proteins and stuff out.
Do NOT vore your partner >:(
Haha no i mean their saliva.
I guess other fluids are on the table idk
Well I know you're being a dirty slut and all, but try to swallow those fluids before they end up on the table
I laughed way too hard at this.
"Of course, where are my manners"
No, no. Centrifuge. Filter. Straw.
Yeah, but only on special occasions.
Reading that was painful
With hard cycling it’s basically standard? Squeeze water bottles with dirty tips and you get to hydrate and cool.
I remember a point right after gay was a generic derisive (e.g. That's so gay! = That sucks! ) for a short while I'm gay for meant I like this so much I'd be willing to do sexual favors to get it (e.g. I'm gay for mineral water right now )
Similarly when we talk about architecture porn we mean stuff that would excite people really into architecture. In some places, we still see it. ( Gun porn, food porn, grammar porn, etc.)
It'd be awesome if we generalized sluttiness the same way.
But nobody is gay for Hans Moleman :(
Daily
My beard catches everything that runs or falls down while I'm trying to ingest it.
Yay, a personal humidifier with seasonal aromas
Level up and try it with beer.
I really and truly am a dirty slut for beer.
Way ahead of you
Many a slip twixt a cup and a lip! 😘
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