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[-] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago

This reads like she was living outside of her means and recently was forced to return to her financial reality, and is framing it as a choice she made lol

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 54 points 5 days ago
[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 213 points 6 days ago

a lunatic? completely. but this is almost a valuable message to break through to that echo chamber.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 194 points 6 days ago

Flying economy just for fun?

It is just her humble bragging about being rich by cosplaying as a regular person.

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 153 points 6 days ago

yeah, it's ridiculous - but the core messaging is "money insulates you from reality" and that's something these people need to hear.

[-] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 89 points 6 days ago

She "launched her first six-figure business in middle school" aka. has rich parents and never knew anything she is talking about here

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 59 points 6 days ago

Every "independently" wealthy person under 35 on the Internet.

Step 1, have lavishly rich parents

Step 2, use parents money and business networks to make money

Step 3, brag about being humble while also flaunting your wealth.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago

“I made this all myself. If I can do it, anybody could do it”

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If I wanted to see someone bragging about their accomplishments, I'd just look at this:

I'd even posit that this otter has contributed more to society than anybody on Linkedin.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

the otter pup has contributed more to the universe by simply existing

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I don't think it's restricted to under 35 and on the internet. I know a 40 something year old that says shit like "my wife and I are so independent and good with our money, we don't get any handouts. The only gift we get is that her parents pay off our credit cards every Christmas" unironically.

Rich people are so fucking out of touch.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 5 days ago

"I like pretending to be poor just like the little people I step on to attain my wealth. It's a great change of pace!"

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

sometimes i like to strap 4 prosthetic legs to my hips and carry around pine needles in a pair of tweezers, after which i pour molten aluminum into an ant nest

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago

Nice. I’ve been planning for an extended period of being homeless, starving, and working on my interpersonal skills by relying on strangers for basic needs.

Oh, wait, not planning, I meant bracing. Silly me.

[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 55 points 6 days ago

"I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do."

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[-] ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

No one should have this privilege to begin with. Society should work to create a livable experience for everyone instead of constantly making comfort and stability an exclusive club.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

For much of history, comfort and stability wasn't available to anyone, at least a large portion of society today in developed counties could claim that (anything lower middle class and up).

Things could certainly be better, I'm just pointing out that things are a lot better than many doomers claim. This lady is certainly super entitled, but the fact that the average person can afford to fly across the world is pretty awesome.

[-] ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The rich are constantly clawing more of that comfort away from the “more fortunate” middle class you speak of as well as the poor just to add to a score card. Every step of improvement is against their lust for all to be their slaves in one way or another. The more complacent and content people are with their gains, the more the powerful will take. The doomers as you call them understand that all gains are tenuous. The rich are parasites.

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[-] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

How to turn your financial rough spot into pretentious self-marketing 101

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[-] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 days ago

BURN CORPO SHIT

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 92 points 6 days ago

This is on par with the Greek stoics, idle rich fuckers who would deprive themselves of luxuries "for a while" ... and then congratulate themselves for that deprivation when they got back to doing their regular idle rich fucker shit.

https://youtu.be/St8FtbzH_JE

[-] dmention7@midwest.social 38 points 6 days ago

quietly nudges an old tent and sleeping bags out of sight

Yeah who would want to deprive themselves of luxuries for awhile, and then reminisce about the experience later!?

😐

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[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

"whisper networks of power players" doesn't set any alarm bells off for you? When you see something like that happening, you don't think, even for one second, "everyone in this room should become a fine pink mist very quickly." You don't think that?? You just go along with it and try to get some power for yourself?

PATHETIC

[-] ThorrJo@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mah, hailed by Forbes as a "wildly successful serial entrepreneur" who launched her first six-figure business in middle school, has built a business empire worth over $500 million. Despite these accomplishments, the 32-year-old describes herself as a “struggling entrepreneur.”

"Does my life sound like a fairy tale? When I hang out with aspiring entrepreneurs in college, they say they want my life. But my best friends who know me best almost always say they would HATE my life," Mah wrote candidly in her post.

She revealed working a minimum of 60 hours a week and grappling with what she calls "accomplishment dysmorphia." Mah also shared deeply personal struggles, including the pain of losing an ex-boyfriend to suicide and her ongoing battle with comparing herself to others.

https://www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report-meet-woman-who-flies-jet-drives-exotic-cars-claims-herself-as-struggling-entrepreneur-she-is-3119582

gee I wonder if the boyfriend killed himself due to ending up with a relentless shark-eyed clout chaser with a soul so dark & empty a thousand universes in full bloom could never hope to fill it 🫢

edit:

oh dear: https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/who-is-jessica-mah-tech-entrepreneur-faces-multiple-lawsuits-from-ex-colleaguesinvestor-article-152125789

OH DEAR: https://archive.ph/263Z3

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 41 points 6 days ago

Who the fuck flies economy for fun

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 days ago

I'm just pretending to be poor and didn't lose it all on Tesla futures.

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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 6 days ago

So they’re unemployed and pretending that they’re just trying to ground themselves.

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[-] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

"entrepreneur playing the long game" ok fuck right off Jessica, in my country we say "stories made up in the beer garden"

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 days ago

If only she would ground herself in reality starting from the top floor of her skyscraper

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 51 points 6 days ago

I find the cooking one weird, because the food you cook for yourself is usually the best. I know exactly how cheesy I like my pasta sauce, and how big I like the chunks of chicken sliced in my curry, and what ratio of spices I like in my fajitas. I'm not even that good a cook. I can't imagine having enough money to want to stop doing that.

[-] tburkhol@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

But how are you supposed to enjoy that food without an obsequious NPC to cut your steak for you? Is it even eating without an envious audience?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

The food at the really fancy restaurants is really fucking good. I'm a pretty good cook and baker, and if all my time was taken up with something that pulled in over $1MM a year, you bet your ass I'd sup at such schmancy-ass establishments ... for a few years until I can just retire, then start cooking again with all that knowledge under my belt.

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[-] vane@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

Economy for fun. Mmmm, kinky. Make sure you have a safe word.

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[-] o0evillusion0o@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 days ago

What really matters is actually feeling that superiority when you get on a subway with the peasants.

[-] dragonlobster@programming.dev 24 points 6 days ago

Damn imagine flying economy. With the peasants /s

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What I really appreciate is her humility.

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[-] etherphon@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

Entrepreneur, your parents are rich, got it. Linkedin influencers, is there a more useless idiot?

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 36 points 6 days ago

Enough ragebait for the day, and I just woke up…

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Fame? I'm sorry but who you is?

[-] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago
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[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 16 points 6 days ago

Same energy:

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