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[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 week ago

"I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do."

[-] RubberDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

The William Shatner version of this is really good. Really spits out the "poor is cool" part

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago

"Garcon? I'd like one of your... Big Mac burger meals, medium rare please. If you have truffles, please include them on the side. Also my chosen table by the window seems to be occupied. Please chase them away. Thank you."

[-] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Garçon, si t’enlève la cédille ça fait garcon, et gare au con ma fille, gare au con!

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[-] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yall too fancy. Where I’m from we sit on old wire spools and drink out of rinsed out bleach bottles.

[-] patxi@mastodon.world 2 points 6 days ago

@weariedfae @The_Picard_Maneuver
And in an instance, my brain was turned in to Pulp

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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