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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 284 points 4 days ago

If your president needs an armoured golf buggy when visiting an allied country, you may want to rethink your choice of president.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 80 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's probably less armor than he has around him in the official limo when he's here.

I'd guess that there are more people with anti-materiel rifles over here.

EDIT: Oh, according to the article, that's just some sort of evacuation vehicle for if he does come under attack. Apparently he's in a regular golf cart.

IIRC he wasn't in an armored vehicle when we had that sniper try to take him out when he was golfing here, so maybe the amount of armor is none in both cases.

EDIT2: I don't know who the last President is where we haven't had at least one known incident where someone, usually us, tried to kill him. Probably quite a few years back.

kagis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots

Going off a quick skim of that list:

  • Trump: 11 incidents so far, with him being hit in the ear at one point.

  • Biden: 2

  • Obama: 11

  • Bush Jr: 2

  • Clinton: 5

  • Bush Sr: 1

  • Reagan: Only 1, though in that incident he was hit by a riccochet and the bullet stopped just short of his heart.

  • Carter doesn't have any incidents, so I guess the last time we elected someone and then didn't try to kill them was the 1970s. Though this sounds kind of sketchy, and I dunno if maybe it should count as an attempt:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Lee_Harvey

EDIT3: https://www.reddit.com/r/greenberets/comments/v28lsk/what_is_the_average_casualty_rate_as_a_green_beret/

What is the average casualty rate as a green beret?

17 combat deaths per year divided by 7,000 active green berets per year is a fatality rate of approximately 0.24% per year

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots

Four sitting U.S. presidents have been killed: Abraham Lincoln (1865), James A. Garfield (1881), William McKinley (1901), and John F. Kennedy (1963).

From 1789 to 2025, we've had 236 years as a country led by a President, so about 1.70% annual mortality rate for Presidents. Going by those numbers, it's a little more than seven times as lethal to be President as to be Army special forces.

EDIT4: Though the Netherlands has a higher rate of cannibalism of their national leaders.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Way less. That limo is up armored as close to a tank as you could possibly get.

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[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 17 points 4 days ago

They have to hide in their own country behind bullet proof cars and windows. In developed countries the equivalent of the president takes the bike or train to work.

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[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

As if you needed further proof that this thing is the antichrist, he's riding around the opposite of the pope mobile

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 55 points 3 days ago
[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Amazing. Bravo!

[-] rauls5@lemmy.zip 149 points 4 days ago
[-] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago

FORGET EPSTEIN BRO! PLEASE BRO!! PLEASE FORGET EPSTEIN!!!

[-] aeternum 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Epstein? I don't know him. I've never met him.

picture of epstein and trump together

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[-] abbiistabbii 64 points 4 days ago

Scottish person here: Everyone hates him, especially after what he did in Aberdeenshire. We're pissed off that the First Minister is meeting with this bawbag.

[-] CLOTHESPlN@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

As somebody who has lost track due to the sheer volume of issues with this man... What did he do in Aberdeenshire?

[-] abbiistabbii 101 points 4 days ago

So in building his Aberdeenshire Golf Course he:

  • Destroyed a Site of Special Scientific Interest.
  • Tried to bully neighbouring landowners off their land by building a wall to block their sea view, cutting their electricity connection and generally harassing them.
  • Tried to strong arm the Scottish Government into stopping an off shore wind farm which was so far off the coast you can barely see it (saw it myself, it's barely visible).
  • Generally tried to interfere in Scottish Politics like he's King of Scotland.

Generally, he's a cunt, and this was before his 2016 bid for president.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago

Turned up there, fucking nonce.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

This exists. That alone is enough for me.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 101 points 4 days ago

If the people of Scotland, of all places, have a problem with you, you should reevaluate your life choices.

Of course he won’t though.

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago

I thought people in scotland had a problem with everyone? Including the scots.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 3 days ago

I like that the attempt on him last year has him in at least enough fear to implement a backup in case it happens again. At least there's that tiny slice of retribution for being terrible.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Both attempts were false flags.

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[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

more shit the Americans have to pay for by getting stupid with their voting

[-] Octavio@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Wonder how much that thing cost us.

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 70 points 4 days ago

He likes golf as he only likes to play holes from 1 up to 18.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he only ever plays the bottom 9.

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 41 points 4 days ago

He cheats at golf as well.

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[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Government efficiency at its finest

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

A buggy doesn’t do him any good if he’s outside of it taking a swing. If he’s that scared, why is he even out playing golf?

[-] silicon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Good question, why does he even play golf when all he does is cheat at it just like he does at everything in his life? My best guess is he is just trying to emulate actual successful people.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

He "plays golf" because it allows him to have secret meetings with other criminals in the middle of a large, open, and locked down field

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

He wants to feel like a winner, and it doesn’t matter to him if he’s actually a winner. He’s the biggest, sorest loser in the world, and his ego is just too fragile to admit it to himself.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

He will get his caddy to drop a ball into the hole, and call it a hole-in-one

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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

He thinks he's good at it

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[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago

Punk bitch. Pedo rapist.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago

Epstein Epstein bo bepstein cabana fanna fo febstein fee fi moe mepstein...Epstein!!!

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 days ago

I was in the area of his golf course near Aberdeen earlier this year. I also noticed a lot of the farmers collect the farm dung and move it, probably to a centerlized place to be processed.

my idea was to pay some of these drivers to leave a few mounds of the shit next to the signs directing you from the freeway to the golf course. And then maybe a drop a few more in strategic areas so that the smell finds its way to the course.

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[-] Ronno@feddit.nl 27 points 4 days ago

In other news: GTA VI release delayed, Rockstar says it needs more time to incorporate new ideas from reality, ensuring the game stays relevant with the current day and age. /s

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[-] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago

You know he's gonna have to get out of that buggy at some point.

[-] prole 8 points 3 days ago
[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sounds like the Scottish want to see the files too.

[-] JayBeeTX@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

My reactions in order:

“Oooo… where can I get this armored UTV?”

“Damn, it’s not an armored UTV. Rifle-rated armor would probably be too heavy anyway. Author sucks.”

googles armored UTV

“Helloooooo The Armored Group!”

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

What a pansy little coward.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 days ago

A goddamned armored golf cart.

That sets a new personal record of my 'most out of touch, elitist thing someone can have or do'.

...

Well, Scotland basically did invent sniping, so it does make sense that a man with a ~~tiny penis~~ fragile ego, who's been targeted by at least two snipers, would want some protection on a series of giant, open fields...

... at least it isn't painted gold.

smdh

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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 17 points 4 days ago

His get away cart.

I'm sorry, but if someone opens fire on Taco in chief and isn't a Maga apologist or false flag, they're going to make those shots count. It would buy him time if he lucked out, but not much

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 4 days ago

Golf force one... 🤮

Here's hoping everyone gets a hole in one on this golf day?

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