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A buggy doesn’t do him any good if he’s outside of it taking a swing. If he’s that scared, why is he even out playing golf?
Good question, why does he even play golf when all he does is cheat at it just like he does at everything in his life? My best guess is he is just trying to emulate actual successful people.
He wants to feel like a winner, and it doesn’t matter to him if he’s actually a winner. He’s the biggest, sorest loser in the world, and his ego is just too fragile to admit it to himself.
He "plays golf" because it allows him to have secret meetings with other criminals in the middle of a large, open, and locked down field
He thinks he's good at it
He will get his caddy to drop a ball into the hole, and call it a hole-in-one
He has been the same cheater at golf his entire life.
It's a getaway vehicle.
I think you're saying that fallback security measures are useless?
To quote Winston Churchill... a golf course is a waste of a good rifle range...