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[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!

I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it's pulling me back in

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago
[-] SuperNinjaFury@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago

Jesus Christ be praised!

[-] Xtallll@piefed.blahaj.zone 81 points 3 days ago

Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

“It’s legitimate salvage!”

If it’s a legitimate looting, the bandit camp has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 99 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The corpse doesn't need them anymore. Recycling

[-] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago
[-] enbiousenvy 12 points 2 days ago

sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.

henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

Describe what your character is wearing.

Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

[-] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 days ago

In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian's armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

monks work even better

Hey it's Sir Hans and Henry!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

That’s just the scabbard and belt.

[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun's prices.

[-] DrBeerFace@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

You steal equipment because you want bigger green numbers.

I steal equipment so I don't accidentally sell it when dropping off a load of loot.

We're not the same(unless you're a sneaky archer, armorer, enchanter every Skyrim playthrough)

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 3 days ago

stealing is different from robbing

that stuff was from a murder/robbery

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 3 days ago

~~Shop~~ loot the look!

I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It's more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can't afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it'll be better than nothing.

[-] wanderinglurk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The context behind this drawing is "Level 1 Adventurer" is young lord Sir Hans Capon whom had all his equipment provided for.

Thanks for the context, didn't know that was a thing. That makes more sense.

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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