Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

But they probably have a hunch

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

The Mayo factory quality control?

This is the champion mayo-fiend

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

probably a Dutchie

Kenny

It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔

They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

I know Who Is It

Hint: it's not me.

I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me

She knows.

Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.