Damn, I’ve heard jokes about quebecios being snobby with their French but that seems excessive
It's not snobby. From an anglo perspective, here's how it plays out in reality:
WAITER: Qu'est-ce que vous voudrais? ME: Huh? WAITER: What would you like? ME: {proceeds to order}
...And life goes on.
I remember in the 80s several National Lampoon covers that featured this concept. One had a tagline with something like "Welcome to America, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Honda Motor Company" or something like that. And then there is the slightly racist one in this image: