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[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 79 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Without context, this could be easily dismissed.

However, OP is posting on 4chan, so it's likely he did pose a threat.

That said, it's fake and gay.

[-] aeternum 14 points 5 days ago

fake: Anon didn't have a gf.

gay: anon had a bf.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 97 points 6 days ago

"She's probably right." "Dude was probably violent." "Easier to give up your guns than fight this in court" "Just give up your guns!"

Lmao wowww lemmy. Nobody here likes due process?

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Due process is dead in America, homie

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago

Lot of US leftists and liberals hate guns, as a reaction to the right’s obsession with them.

It is a stupid and dangerous reaction, because they give up their means of self-defense against far right militias and a fascist government.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You're spot on. I lean HARD left myself and still I'm actively advocating all my friends go out and purchase a firearm while they can. Not for some far fetched rebellion against tyranny, but simply to protect themselves from getting hate-crimed by the scum who will inevitably feel they've been given permission to do so by this regime. Furthermore if they do start deporting citizens for undesirable political behavior, I know I'd rather be six feet under than in CECOT or South Sudan.

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[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

I think we just don't like guns.

[-] the_elder@midwest.social 16 points 5 days ago

Speak for yourself. God forbid men should have a hobby.

[-] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 22 points 5 days ago

Are you really pretending this is about men having hobbies?

[-] the_elder@midwest.social 16 points 5 days ago

I use my rifles for hunting. Some people like collecting and sport shooting. Some have theirs for self defense in higher crime areas because they can't afford better. So yeah?

[-] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 5 days ago

It can be a hobby, sure. But men having a hobby isnt was was being discussed at all. Nobody cares about men having hobbies, the issue is when this hobby is a potential threat to other people. Isnt this rather obvious?

[-] the_elder@midwest.social 12 points 5 days ago

You know exactly as much as I do about this hypothetical situation. Girlfriend cheats. Guy breaks up. Girl calls cops. Guy gets guns confiscated. If your argument is nothing more than "Well maybe he deserved it" you're an asshole.

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[-] Liz@midwest.social 14 points 5 days ago
[-] individual@toast.ooo 1 points 1 day ago

but that's bc you are a bad person.

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I'm pro gun, I'm just considering the statistics of a 4chan-er. Maybe that's profiling, but I'm not a judge. He should certainly have his day in court, I'm just predicting the outcome.

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[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 116 points 6 days ago

I wonder if anon left something out? Like, threating to kill her or the person(s) she cheated with. Or some of the weapons being illegal? Nah, it would have been included if they weren't. Some people have high drama lives.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 119 points 6 days ago

I'm very sure he was very amicable and reasonable about it. He's on 4chan, after all.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 days ago

FYI, women are just as capable of being terrible people as men are

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago

Yes, but this is 4chan, so the odds aren't in OP's favor.

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[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 days ago

My understanding is there is not a single state with red flag laws that allow all weapons to be seized based on one person's word. Well other than a doctor giving a professional diagnosis.

For everyone else you have to have some evidence. Either multiple people witnessing threats/harassment video, or text based evidence.

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[-] match@pawb.social 49 points 5 days ago

if you have multiple guns and can't afford a lawyer you have kinda fucked your priorities

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Fake: anon has gf

Gay: anon writing fanfic flirting with male cops

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 days ago

The comments here are a good example of how the gun control movement is the left-wing counterpart to the pro-life movement. It's origin lies in emotion, not reason. It's filled with fallacious arguements and when that fails to convince someone, the movement tends to move towards snarky comments and outright hostility.

Evem those that are trying to be reasonable by drawing conclusions based on data almost always are using cherry-picked statistics that was fed by those trying to manipulate them.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

I don't avoid guns due to a fear of crime. I avoid guns due to a fear of negligence.

Every single day, someone in my family does something negligent, but ultimately harmless. Oops. Now there's an extra dirty dish. Oops. Broke a coaster. Oops. Dirty towel. Oops. Got sprayed with water.

Putting a gun in that situation would be pretty dangerous.

I suppose some households could keep guns responsibly. Mine could not, despite my personal practices.

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[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is the horror story for red flag laws existing.

Now imagine the horror stories of red flag laws not existing.

You don't even have to imagine, just listen to one of the million true crime podcasts. Then multiply all those cases by 5 for all the minority women who they don't talk about.

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

I appreciate the 100% complete, unbiased and unvarnished picture of the situation Green OP (Gropey?) has painted for us.

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

Funny to read the comments. I don't want to judge anyone as Im not american and I grew up without even touching a real gun.

Its just amazing how big role guns play in US culture. I can't imagine owning one, but most americans can't live without them. Its very bizarre.

[-] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 27 points 5 days ago

It's not most Americans. It's about a third (which is still huge) and less than half of the population living in a gun owning household.

Then there's a spectrum of how "important" guns are culturally. There are in my experience 3 categories of gun owners.

  1. People who own a gun or two. They may take it to the range or hunt, but mostly it's tucked securely away and they don't think about it or use it.

2)Then there are collectors and enthusiasts. They enjoy firearms as a hobby. They have multiple. They watch firearms videos on social media. They go to gun shows and might join a club related to the hobby.

3)Then there are the paranoid psychopaths for whom gun ownership and the insistence that they could have to defend themselves at any time is constantly at the forefront of their mind. They wish they had a reason to shoot someone and may end up shooting someone anyway.

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[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 33 points 6 days ago

Wtf? Cops just come and take your shit away because some girl said so?

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 50 points 6 days ago

No. Thats 4chan, a place of lies and deception.

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago

When I was living with my parents my dad pushed my brother and told him to "get the fuck out". My brother called the cops on him and the cops came and took my dad away that day. He got let out but IIRC a couple days later he had to surrender his firearms later until everything was settled.

[-] Olap@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

This is so American. Just give up the damn guns!

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 38 points 6 days ago

“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary”

-Karl Marx

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[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Because we should totally trust the US government with our protection....

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[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 24 points 6 days ago

Can afford a bunch of guns and ammo, but can't afford a lawyer to defend yourself in court?

Strange priorities

[-] mholiv@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

I mean you can buy a gun for 200 USD at Walmart. Lawyers cost 200 USD per hour.

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[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

I'd like to hear her version

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