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[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 month ago

I wonder if anon left something out? Like, threating to kill her or the person(s) she cheated with. Or some of the weapons being illegal? Nah, it would have been included if they weren't. Some people have high drama lives.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 125 points 1 month ago

I'm very sure he was very amicable and reasonable about it. He's on 4chan, after all.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago

FYI, women are just as capable of being terrible people as men are

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

My understanding is there is not a single state with red flag laws that allow all weapons to be seized based on one person's word. Well other than a doctor giving a professional diagnosis.

For everyone else you have to have some evidence. Either multiple people witnessing threats/harassment video, or text based evidence.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago

Yes, but this is 4chan, so the odds aren't in OP's favor.

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[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago

"She's probably right." "Dude was probably violent." "Easier to give up your guns than fight this in court" "Just give up your guns!"

Lmao wowww lemmy. Nobody here likes due process?

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

Lot of US leftists and liberals hate guns, as a reaction to the right’s obsession with them.

It is a stupid and dangerous reaction, because they give up their means of self-defense against far right militias and a fascist government.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're spot on. I lean HARD left myself and still I'm actively advocating all my friends go out and purchase a firearm while they can. Not for some far fetched rebellion against tyranny, but simply to protect themselves from getting hate-crimed by the scum who will inevitably feel they've been given permission to do so by this regime. Furthermore if they do start deporting citizens for undesirable political behavior, I know I'd rather be six feet under than in CECOT or South Sudan.

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[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

I think we just don't like guns.

[-] the_elder@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

Speak for yourself. God forbid men should have a hobby.

[-] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 month ago

Are you really pretending this is about men having hobbies?

[-] the_elder@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

I use my rifles for hunting. Some people like collecting and sport shooting. Some have theirs for self defense in higher crime areas because they can't afford better. So yeah?

[-] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 1 month ago

It can be a hobby, sure. But men having a hobby isnt was was being discussed at all. Nobody cares about men having hobbies, the issue is when this hobby is a potential threat to other people. Isnt this rather obvious?

[-] the_elder@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

You know exactly as much as I do about this hypothetical situation. Girlfriend cheats. Guy breaks up. Girl calls cops. Guy gets guns confiscated. If your argument is nothing more than "Well maybe he deserved it" you're an asshole.

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[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Without context, this could be easily dismissed.

However, OP is posting on 4chan, so it's likely he did pose a threat.

That said, it's fake and gay.

[-] aeternum 15 points 1 month ago

fake: Anon didn't have a gf.

gay: anon had a bf.

[-] match@pawb.social 50 points 1 month ago

if you have multiple guns and can't afford a lawyer you have kinda fucked your priorities

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago

The comments here are a good example of how the gun control movement is the left-wing counterpart to the pro-life movement. It's origin lies in emotion, not reason. It's filled with fallacious arguements and when that fails to convince someone, the movement tends to move towards snarky comments and outright hostility.

Evem those that are trying to be reasonable by drawing conclusions based on data almost always are using cherry-picked statistics that was fed by those trying to manipulate them.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

I don't avoid guns due to a fear of crime. I avoid guns due to a fear of negligence.

Every single day, someone in my family does something negligent, but ultimately harmless. Oops. Now there's an extra dirty dish. Oops. Broke a coaster. Oops. Dirty towel. Oops. Got sprayed with water.

Putting a gun in that situation would be pretty dangerous.

I suppose some households could keep guns responsibly. Mine could not, despite my personal practices.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I mean if someone makes death threats to someone else they should absolutely have their guns taken away.

The problem is that the system is open to abuse. Anyone who wants to get back at someone can make up allegations and have their guns taken away with no due process.

But on the other hand if you make this process too difficult you can allow someone who is actually dangerous to keep their guns.

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[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fake: anon has gf

Gay: anon writing fanfic flirting with male cops

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[-] Olap@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

This is so American. Just give up the damn guns!

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 39 points 1 month ago

“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary”

-Karl Marx

[-] Olap@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I have no weapon but nonviolence.

- Mahatma Gandhi

See, I can quote things too

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago

You say people should just give up their weapons. I used to be strictly against private weapon ownership too. Over the years, especially the last few years i see more and more of a necessity for people to be able to fight back against an overreaching government, as we have seen more and more authoritarian developments all across the "Western" nations.

This is what Marx referred to.

There is a political case for private weapon ownership. The obvious counter-argument is that people like MAGA also have weapons then and can use them. As we have seen with previous and current dictatorships, when push comes to shove the regime will quickly supply its paramilitary wings with guns, so i don't see the benefit of preventing normal people from owning weapons in such a situation.

None of this is a judgement on the green-text, as we lack the whole picture, on whether taking the weapons from anon was justified or not. However the default assertion that people should just give up their weapons is not as obvious as you make it out to be.

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[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because we should totally trust the US government with our protection....

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Replace guns with anything else and your comment will rightly sound very stupid.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

Let me try:

"Just give up the crossbows!". Nah, sounds fine.

"Just give up the anthrax!". Nope, totally ok with that.

"Just give up the punji stick pittraps". Still feeling ok.

I don't think it sounds stupid at all.

[-] Olap@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Give up hate. Give up facism. Give up excessive consumerism

All sounds fine to me!

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[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 14 points 1 month ago

This is so American. Just give up the damn child pornography!

This is so American. Just give up the damn heroin!

This is so American. Just give up the damn National Socialism!

[-] possumparty 16 points 1 month ago

and leave the violent fascists in red states and the government to have a monopoly on violence? get fucked.

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[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

Wtf? Cops just come and take your shit away because some girl said so?

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 51 points 1 month ago

No. Thats 4chan, a place of lies and deception.

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

When I was living with my parents my dad pushed my brother and told him to "get the fuck out". My brother called the cops on him and the cops came and took my dad away that day. He got let out but IIRC a couple days later he had to surrender his firearms later until everything was settled.

[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the horror story for red flag laws existing.

Now imagine the horror stories of red flag laws not existing.

You don't even have to imagine, just listen to one of the million true crime podcasts. Then multiply all those cases by 5 for all the minority women who they don't talk about.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Funny to read the comments. I don't want to judge anyone as Im not american and I grew up without even touching a real gun.

Its just amazing how big role guns play in US culture. I can't imagine owning one, but most americans can't live without them. Its very bizarre.

[-] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago

It's not most Americans. It's about a third (which is still huge) and less than half of the population living in a gun owning household.

Then there's a spectrum of how "important" guns are culturally. There are in my experience 3 categories of gun owners.

  1. People who own a gun or two. They may take it to the range or hunt, but mostly it's tucked securely away and they don't think about it or use it.

2)Then there are collectors and enthusiasts. They enjoy firearms as a hobby. They have multiple. They watch firearms videos on social media. They go to gun shows and might join a club related to the hobby.

3)Then there are the paranoid psychopaths for whom gun ownership and the insistence that they could have to defend themselves at any time is constantly at the forefront of their mind. They wish they had a reason to shoot someone and may end up shooting someone anyway.

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[-] 58008@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I appreciate the 100% complete, unbiased and unvarnished picture of the situation Green OP (Gropey?) has painted for us.

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[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago

Can afford a bunch of guns and ammo, but can't afford a lawyer to defend yourself in court?

Strange priorities

[-] mholiv@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

I mean you can buy a gun for 200 USD at Walmart. Lawyers cost 200 USD per hour.

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[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

I'd like to hear her version

[-] bigfondue@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Right? I'm sure the BF is a very well adjusted person that just happens to post on 4chan

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[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 12 points 1 month ago

Well? How did this story end? I can't find it in the 4plebs archive.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 month ago

Anon hired a decent lawyer who argued that the seizure was frivolous and antagonistic. The court agreed, but by the time his guns were released, they had all converted to Islam, Christianity, Hinduism, and Linux.

[-] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 month ago

The plot twist at the end there got me

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