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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 195 points 3 days ago

I once had a potential employer tell me that they can’t trust me because I have no social media presence.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 192 points 3 days ago

Sounds like you dodged a bullet

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago

Oh, absolutely. His next question was going to be what my passwords were.

In that case, I would have stopped the interview and excused myself. Wouldn’t have been the first time.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 56 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't have even excused myself at that point, I would have just:

And then left.

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 31 points 3 days ago

Thanks to that, I know an employer I can't trust.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 83 points 3 days ago

even better i dont have social media

[-] a_person@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago

What do you call lemmy/mastodon then?

[-] shiftymccool@programming.dev 45 points 3 days ago

The best distiction i've heard is that social media follows people (twitter, youtube, mastodon, etc... whereas lemmy, reddit, etc... follow topics. They're more like news feeds with a comment section.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago

We used to call things like Lemmy a 'forum'.

[-] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

We used to call things like a forum a "BBS".

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 3 days ago

The Old Speech

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago

Ok bare with me here. News feeds with comments is? is it media that is social?

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I'll bear with you, but I don't want to get naked with you.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

If you just wanted to follow a topic, you could follow Wikipedia RSS feeds.

If you're reading and responding to comments, you're engaging in social media.

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

that would make sense if there wasnt a number of lemmy communities dedicated to documenting drama from other lemmy communities and users, not to mention blood feuds between different domains

[-] HoopyFrood@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Lemmy reporting on lemmy is just regular old news i'm pretty sure. Would an online newspaper with a comment section count as social media then? How about paper newspapers with an active "comments from readers" section?

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I'd say they are more of a comment section that just so happens to include feeds 🤪

[-] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago

Ive always differentiated lemmy/reddit from social media for 2 main reasons. First because it isnt (or wasnt) full of "influencers" trying to push shit on you. Second and probably more so, becausee its anonymous. I dont know anyone one here personally and no one knows me. These platforms are more like collections of the internet with a comment section, imo. Not much different than things like The Chive or even a news site, but instead of news, its memes and sometimes news

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The structured user information is what I think killed the "free" vibe of the early internet: you naturally see a lot of information even before you contact anyone. That removes some intimacy of exchanging information about who you are, in a way you want. Around 2000, I was playing pool with random people on Yahoo Games, and trying to learn English talking to them. I've met a girl of my age from Jakarta, I talked to some boomer Arizona cowboy who was relieved to know "we're not fucking commies anymore" (I`m Russian). These were interesting conversations where we discovered each other. Now I wouldn't talk to the guy like that, because "I see we probably don't have much in common, and he wrote this and that to other people"

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

"Social media" is as much "social" as that "dating apps" are "dating"

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

don't forget memes about the news

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

And, unfortunately more and more frequently, news about the memes.

By which I mean that politics has become a farce where memes are often taken more seriously than things like science and thoroughly researched journalism 😮‍💨

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No more social media than 4chan

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Antisocial media. (I.e. perpetual bickering.)

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Thats me. I have 2 "social media" accounts, Lemmy and YT (coz I need the tutorials). My yt account is an old ex-boyfriend account that I stole from him a good 10 years ago lol

[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I love that

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago
[-] Ydna@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Mine are up but the details apply to about 2010-2013 era activities. Definitely no longer a priority 🙃

[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Who up posting they shit

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 3 days ago

If I had the energy I would comb through your account and profile you to prove you wrong. Even with the shittiest shitpost with as little sense as possible you are still putting part of yourself out there. Pair that up with comments and other posts and one can find out more about you than you want.

[-] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

U either have to unemployed, paid enough money or have aloooot of free time to understand my diarrhea of an account

[-] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Half of what I post is bullshit and I'm not telling you which half. Is this comment included? You'll never know for sure.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

According to my online presence I'm a 58 year old overweight lesbian developer from Nebraska.

I could also be a 22 year old white supremacist rancher from Montana.

Or I could be a fat balding Iranian guy running a motel out of Southern California.

whelp....guess that's all I've got.

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