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What happens if you press the Windows key when using Linux? (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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pls help im scared

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[-] iii@mander.xyz 23 points 1 week ago

Bill gates gets an erection

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Aroused but not knowing why..

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

A very small, floppy erection...

[-] dermanus@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Straight to jail.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Superman shows up. It's called the "Super" key for a reason. Please only use it in real emergencies, he's busy.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

The interdimensional cops get you

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It automaticlly sends all porn and nudes saved on your PC to your mom.

[-] iii@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Good to know! I already forward those to her, so having a dedicated button will save me a lot of time

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You and your mom have the same kinks? Wholesome 😊😊

[-] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Defenestration.

[-] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

Just wait until you get a keyboard with the Claudepilot key. You'll be terrified.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I configured mine to handle all window-related actions. That's how I get around the blasphemy. πŸ™ƒ

~~Also, I bought a laptop which has a different logo on that key.~~

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Instant death

[-] skvlp@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

Instant BSOD!

[-] unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

I pulled all the Windows keys off my keyboards for a reason, I just can’t seem to remember it. Must have been bad enough to make me suppress that memory.

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