IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.

They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.

Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…

“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”

I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.

This isn't an actual product just fyi it's done by an artist.

Between that and the "100% Grass" half-and-half next to it...I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.

Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.

I like to call them "long nipples".

Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks

It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

Don't get that on your skin!

Vitamin Dick