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Do I really even want to know what LinkedIn games are?
They are just Browser minigames. Nothing too Fancy, out there. Just pretentious, as is the norm for linkedin
Of course, she's a consultant.
Not only a regular consultant, but a "solutions-based" one. As opposed to another kind of consultant?
So a "problems-oriented" consultant?
It's more successful than "invoice-based".
Every consultant is "invoice-oriented". Some are more than just invoice-oriented.
"Invent problems by your own so you can sell a solution"
I'm a problems-oriented consultant. Whatever your problem is, I can help you split it into two barely smaller problems.
Hey, sometimes I just want you to listen to me talking about this huge fucking dumpster fire I got going on.
Can we just take a moment looking at the artistic chaos of it all, without all your pesky "solutions"?
What I really need to know though is does she leverage her experience and talents to find me the best solutions
Imagine wasting your time on linkedin games
Isn't Linkedin games an oxymoron?
I think I'd die if I still worked a corporate job.
Needs more hashtags!!!
"Survival of the fittest" really does require the most mental and emotional gymnastics to maintain the "wish I were" "wanna be" "matter more" paradigm.
Does posting this kind of nonsense actually work? Are there people who read this? Does this land them better jobs, clients? I can't comprehend engaging in braindead bullshit like this...
Official linked in game account commented, so yes, it gives you reach in the algorithm.
I wonder who would be in need of a "Notion Consultant"
What?
I like to look up the companies in their tag lines. Notion - "The AI workspace that works for for you"
I've got the notion that she's just another AI dickhead. Sry, 'expert'.
Yeah I totally get it, my brain moves like a Queen. (In eight directions)
-Tabi (ey/it)
I don't really see what is so unhinged about this..?
Found the consultant
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The only way to win this shit is to not play
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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