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[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone/red zone shit again.

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 3 days ago

Why not? Might be the time of the month eh?

"Never leave baggage unattended at anytime. If you see unattended baggage please repor-- MISTER ROBERT ANTWAN ZIMMEKIZ, YOU HAVE 1 CALL WAITING FOR YOU ON THE WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE..."

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 53 points 3 days ago

Somebody was paid money for this.

Somebody was paid cold hard cash money to come up with this idea.

Somebody was paid money to approve this.

Somebody was paid money to create and record this.

Somebody was paid money to write this ludicrous story.

Somebody was paid money to edit this ludicrous story.

And it's the poors and immigrants that are to blame for the failings of this country?

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Don’t worry, soon AI will do all this work and no one will get paid to do anything.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 12 points 3 days ago

And yet, the bullshit will flow just as freely, if not faster, than before.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Chances are the people who came up with this idea already used AI to come up with the stupid fucking idea.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I mean, it could be interesting if they piped in ambient noise from outside the boarding area, etc, into the boarding area, particularly around the windows where you can see your plane and stuff.

Or like if there's an observation lounge watching take offs and things.

I assume that's not what they're talking about because no way an airport could be that cool, but details.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

The best thing to pipe into an observation lounge is the tower/ground frequencies. Watching planes doesn't have to be a Disney experience with a soundtrack.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Watching planes doesn’t have to be a Disney experience with a soundtrack.

better than a "close encounters of a third kind" experience. Just saying. ;)

It's more likely people were already getting paid and just needed to come up with something to do to justify why they are there.

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Ok, per usual the actual story is slightly less ludicrous. I'm reading this as they are going to make "songs" by taking real sounds but mixing and arranging them into rhythms, the same way they do in some movies as part of an in-world lead up to a song and dance number. So it will blend in but you may notice if you look for it and it will probably impact your subconscious and mood. Which seems to be the main goal.

[-] Deebster@infosec.pub 11 points 3 days ago

Yeah, it's musique concrète with the samples being airport sounds.

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 20 points 3 days ago

Have some airport ASMR for your airport.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeesh

That's going to suck for anyone that gets sensory overload/feels overwhelmed by loud busy places like airports.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I actually disagree having listened to it as someone who gets sensory overload and panic attacks. (Disclaimer: I've just listened with headphones; the real-world implementation might change this.)

I thought the music was pleasant. I can see it helping to organically drown out the loud, chaotic, stressful noises naturally present in the airport.

I'm interested to hear what other people who get sensory overload think, though, since I'll bet it manifests in very different ways.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I've long complained about what happens when MBAs control companies without regard for industry experience. This is the inverse and what happens when people whose entire professional life is one industry wind up making decisions for it

[-] celeste@kbin.earth 9 points 3 days ago

https://on.soundcloud.com/7zkln9SRp6hPlWXgs3 like, i don't hate it. baffling justification to make it, though.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

That feeling is civilizational collapse right there

The sign of a dying empire is when you no longer bother to etch designs on the buildings. It's when you no longer give out swag. It's when you cut everything that doesn't make money, but does just make things nice

Doing things just to make things nice is good. It shouldn't need a reason beyond that

[-] celeste@kbin.earth 2 points 3 days ago

I'm not really confused by them commissioning music. I've seen like, murals and so on in airports. I also like the idea of using recordings of background noise to make a track. It's the idea of playing ambient airport noises in an airport that confuses me. But that's art, I suppose. Something to think about. I don't think me being confused by the thought process here - knowing very little about the theory being ambient music - is a sign of the death of an empire. There's plenty of those around.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

Do you not think the soundscape of a place matters? If you don't understand why it makes a place better, I take back what I said about civilizational collapse

It's subtle to some people, but it affects your emotions, and how you perceive an environment. We're wired to go on alert when the forest goes silent, and to pay attention to loud noises... So when a plane, one of the loudest things in modern life, takes off and leaves the airport quiet, that's deeply disturbing on an animal level. When you walk through long hallways in the depth of night, it's unsettling no matter how brightly lit it is... Less so if a hundred other people are dragging their luggage and coughing

It's why they play birdsong and music at Disney... The rattle of a rollercoaster in the distance is terrifying without it

The sounds of life make a place feel safe, even if the paint is peeling, a light flickers, and there's no one around, the paths at Disney always feel safe

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So... Kinda like piping in ambient soothing audio over the livestock queueing in the slaughterhouse?

Uh... Hol'up. 😶

I can only guess this prescient classic isn't publicly viewable anymore.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Seems like the rest of the comments, sans a few, didn't read the article.
Having flown a fair bit, Heathrow always felt rather quiet. I flew out and back to Heathrow 3 times within the span of a year, recently, and didnt notice any background music - something I became familiar with in other airports. If this is how they're planning to introduce some music I'm all for it.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

With public fundages? Erm. I.. erm

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