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Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.
I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.
I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize
It's the ~~way~~ rule of the road.
And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart
Yellow shell
Nah it's a yellow brick in Lego Racers
As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.
Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.
Pee funnels are real!
Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt
All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.
Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.
Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.
Or at least a heating element
It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.
It's another Lemmy Piss Post!
Oh look. An Amazon driver!
Hell yeah! Manual transmission!
With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.
Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...
it’s the way of the road, bubs.
Blurst Bong ..
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.
Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando
There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Driving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Living the dream life, I see
Can't stop won't stop.
That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.
I thought this was a bong for way too long...
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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