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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 77 points 3 weeks ago

Not to mention the cumulative years I've spent traveling the roads without a single iceberg in sight but somehow the Titanic finds one within a week of leaving port (and at night, no less)? Color me skeptical.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

I've been in the navy for 15 years. I've never seen an iceberg floating anywhere.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Ice can't break steel beams!

[-] klu9@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

So you're saying the Titanic took down the Twin Towers?

ZOMG The Titanic took down the Twin Towers!!!

[-] IAmTheKernelError@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not saying it was or it wasn't but I am saying that titanic was a false flag look into it.

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd do my own research (on youtube).

[-] Forester@pawb.social 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You fools! It's still embedded in the ice. It just appears invisible because it's underwater. Don't you guys know how ice works? Sheesh.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

How do all these so-called men of science suppose something can "sink" on a flat surface to begin with? That should've been your first clue dumbasses. You're being lied to.

[-] IAmTheKernelError@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

W A K E U P S H E E P L E

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 16 points 3 weeks ago

It's an alien iceberg that has travelled back to its home planet

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SnotFlickerman 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

The titanic WAS the iceberg! I feel like I'm going insane why can't anyone remember this?? It was made of pykrete as part of Project Habakkuk and repurposed as an ocean liner because they thought it would be cheaper than building ships out of metal. And there weren't any lifeboats, ice floats and the survivors could and did just cling to the wreckage. We didn't (and still don't) know what sunk it! It's a whole mystery and apparently now we're just pretending it's solved??

!joke disclosure this is a joke!<

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pykrete was invented by the cousin of the science TV presenter whose voice can be heard on Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science".

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Dems let Joe Bidden forget where he left his iceberg, but rule of law, Florida man, not concentration camp, alligator chamber not gas, holo low caust ≈ Great Titanic White Line Again! - oxf neus

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

The iceberg is _obviously _ under the Titanic.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

The aliens/ and or Jews stole it, obviously.

[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

"They" put this iceberg to destroy the US of A. You know who they are (wink wink).

I cheated though, I have a not so distant relative who would say things like that. He also believes that the GDPR was a plot from Europe to destroy the European internet. He's not smart but it's fun to toy with his idiocy during family dinners.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

aliens/ and or Jews

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

That was the secret of the Nazi war machine .... they had German u-boats in the Atlantic ... and manned icebergs! ready to do damage to unsuspecting ships

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