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[-] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago
[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

Wright Devil

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Tina Cracker.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Spickus spokus

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 4 hours ago

Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

[-] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 hours ago
[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago
[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Methany Peckerwood

[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Mudbob Laqueefastien

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Potatrick Tuberman

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 47 points 8 hours ago

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

[-] dandelion 4 points 3 hours ago

literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago

she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.

Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm not native English and I don't know enough gay lingo. What's wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 hours ago

"Sir" is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

Thank you. That kicked out "My Shirona" whenever I read the name.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.

[-] Airowird 7 points 5 hours ago

Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Gord Hockeyson

[-] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.

Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 4 hours ago

Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.

Really? I don't know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don't; I've never met a Dutch person I didn't like.

Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

Billy the who now?

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It's more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.

The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See "going Dutch" "Dutch courage" "Dutch treat" "Dutch uncle". :)

I'm mostly teasing. It's more funny than serious.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago

Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don't have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I've never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren't French!

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Amen. About the only thing that unites Quebec with the rest of Canada is a mutual distaste for the French.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 hours ago

sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 points 7 hours ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I love this, because a "Hans worst" in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Same in German (that's the joke ;)

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Wait until you see Hans Best!

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