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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago

This is how close I can get atm.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

That tabby likes you! They're marking you!

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Ooohh progress!

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Omg. It looks like youโ€™re getting a tail hug. (Cats wrapping their tail around someone is a sign of affection)

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

The old manager tried to take a swipe at me again today.

Mate, just fuck off lol

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Can't let it go can he?

Man that sucks.

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I fucked him right back and it was glorious hahaha

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[-] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Some of you know I write books. And I write spooky stories for kids. These stories are set in Tasmania. I have written 7 books in the series over the past 3 or so years.

Why is it only now I have thought up the story idea titled "How I got my Second Head?"

Staring at me this whole time.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Your protagonist should have a parent from Dapto

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Then The Strange Eyes of Queenstown next.

[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Stanley's Nut

[-] tone212_@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

I was part of the Medibank, Optus and Latitude cyber hacks, and just received a notification from Qantas that I'm involved in theirs. Protection of my personal information is just meaningless at this point.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, same for me with Qantas and Optus. Optus breach made me leave them and not pay my last bill because fuck them. Debt has since been sold to a collection agency and I just ignore their calls ๐Ÿ˜‚ my debt is under $170 so they'll write it off eventually, it's been a few years now haha

But yeah, personal data not being personal anymore? I'm really fucking sick of it. Qantas can suck my metaphorical dick.

[-] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

We know all about you, Steve.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Yet voting in elections online is too risky. ๐Ÿค”

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[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Today was AWESOME, met so many familiar and wonderful faces at this event and really recharged, invigorated by the presentations and this glorious sun has really perked me up as well. Wrapped up early and probably not working tomorrow, but I'll have at least earned some extra dough this week and have a bit more breathing space to catch up on life stuff. I might even look up what's on this weekend. But for the next couple of hours, it's journalling time before the psych

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[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I opened the ceiling hatch! There are neither dead bodies nor an 80s porn stash.

[-] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

These are affectionately known as demon doors in my household

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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Early night tonight. Goodnight all โค๏ธ

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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I've just put together the small bookshelf I bought for the lounge room, now I just need to summon the energy to do the bedside tables and I'll be done with flatpacks. Tomorrow I'll be taking the polystyrene to the recycling centre and finalising the stuff at my old house. Then I'll be able to fully focus on the unpacking and sorting here.

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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

The bedside tables are assembled!

They may win the award for worst designed flat pack I've ever experienced. Multiple screws with a hex fitting recessed into the wood so you can't get tools into them and can only turn a hex key less than a quarter turn before having to reposition. Plus a couple of instructions that were physically impossible. I had to make a few alterations to make it possible to get them together, but I think they are done solidly enough. The quality of the actual components is good and I like the overall design, but actually putting them together was definitely not something I'd want to repeat.

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[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Took today off, just needed it. Did a little bit of shopping (looking for new gym shoes if anyone has any recs), had a yum lunch and a long swim. Twas lovely.

[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Dinosaur, as requested by kidcalhoon2....

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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's official!

I haven't slept more than 3 hours in a row for a year.

๐ŸŽ‰ :(

[-] Superdooper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Damn that's rough ๐Ÿ˜• What have you done to try and fix it?

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[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

That can't be good for your health.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

That was actually a really uplifting and lovely psych session?! Yay! โ˜บ๏ธ I might not even need to see her for a while even though I'm still undecided as to whether I should terminate my lease and dump all my stuff in storage, or just pay rent until I get back. Leaving my stuff here is much, much easier, but I don't want to be in the same rut. A lot hinges on whether I can trust myself to courageously move towards change if I come back to the same place.

I can feel a decision bubbling up though. And other ways in which to address that yearning for a powerful driver of change

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿชฑ

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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

porridge eaten, dog walked, two loads of washing on the line drying, cat cuddles underway. Today is going fairly well. Except for my grinder dying (with a minor smell of electrical burning just to be dramatic). I shall have to order a new one.

Edit: I have now ordered a new one.

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Melbcat seems okay. Iโ€™m waiting to see if the latest issue resolves but sheโ€™s got a good appetite, is washing herself, and got up to curiously follow a visitor around. She doesnโ€™t seem to be uncomfortable or have pain.

She keeps giving me the biggest fright ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Slices of pork belly in the air fryer - suitably marinated. Have worked out how to cook them and get the skin crispy. Tinfoil you are my friend in this endeavour.

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Whenever I go to the deli I always ask for a big handful of ham. Well the other day the young lass grabs the most pitiful handful so I encouraged her to grab more by saying "bigger" but because it was shredded it all clumped together. I left with 450g of ham off the bone.

I think I'm gonna make ham and cheese muffins today.

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Honey or smoked ham is awesome

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

True but I try to go for Aussie ham first.

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[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Cheesy garlic bread. You will be mine.

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[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Income statement says tax ready but when I got and try to do my tax return it says the pre-filled information from my income statement is not tax ready.

I guess I have to wait another day and hope it updates tomorrow. :(

[-] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Slept at 5am. Yikes.

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Some mental fortitude for a difficult psych session coming up today pls

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Coffee icecream and pain pills please.

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Can I please get a box of Labrador puppies and a jar of peanut butter.

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[-] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I found a 32gb SD card in a draw. I put it in my computer and it only reads 30mb of storage capacity and it needs to be formatted.

But it can't be formatted because it's write protected.

I plug it into some computers I have and it doesn't get read at all. What's on this SD card and why doesn't it want me to know? What did I use this SD card for before?

I could probably write a haunted media story about it for reddit for 30 updoots

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[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Anyone get any cunning ideas for bandit proofing an auto cat feeder? I'm thinking plate steel and welding sort of level ๐Ÿ˜พ

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