I'm gonna recreate The Slab from KFC for dinner tomorrow night for me and the kid. Soft rolls, bbq sauce, cheese sauce, popcorn chicken. Easy.

Cool thanks.

On what platform?

Does my bum look big in this?

No girl. You look beautiful.

My hayfever is still raging. 😠

Clutzo for short

StudSpud the Clutzy

Yo ho ho 🥃

All the rum you got fanks matey

Ewes don't like that?

Thank you.

I got everything youse asked for and I gift wrapped them 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁. Now who's gonna help carry everything in and put it away?

I picked up some German cotton thread. It scanned at $30. I declined.

Ps. Also went to Coles because I can't live without cheese sticks.