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[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 days ago

I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of "never gamble a fart".

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 30 points 5 days ago

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 days ago

That's what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you'd best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you're American).

[-] clucose@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

One should do this anyway. But god speed America.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

God is not going to help anyone, better people wale up instead of waiting for it.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!

Seriously though, the amount of greens that I've seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

weightloss salad, secret incgredient, e.coli toxins.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

i had norovirus once, that was extremely unpleasant.

[-] digehode@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago
[-] pureness@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

sorry if I missed it what did they do lol?

[-] digehode@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Nothing, just me making a bad pun. Arse as in butt.

[-] pureness@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Guilty ass charged

[-] cherry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago

New fear unlocked

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Beth makes the best stories.

[-] 4grams@awful.systems 4 points 5 days ago

I mean, this is probably my eventual fate. I have the mantra of “I’ll try anything twice”. It’s led me to some questionable, but so far outrageously fun, adventures in local cuisine.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 7 points 6 days ago

OMG, that opening paragraph! 🤣

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 5 days ago

It is a thing of beauty!

Yikes that’s brutal. I got a gnarly worm from street meat in Beijing once and made me more cautious

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

wild ass condition. i wasnt aware there was an opposite to explosive diarrhea thats objectively worse

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

another similar thing can happen, where your intestines gettin blocked, and you vomit out your own poop.

this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
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