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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.

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[-] Goretantath@lemmy.world 151 points 1 month ago

Thats what keeps the melted icecream from dripping out the bottom though..

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 month ago

It was originally an unintended consequence of coating the inside with chocolate to keep the cone from getting soggy. A happy little accident if you will.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 14 points 1 month ago

You're supposed to eat the tip first and suck the ice cream out of the cone through the hole in the bottom.

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 114 points 1 month ago
[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 29 points 1 month ago

Don't be, don't ever shy away from being a beacon of truth, OP's wrong, period.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hate chocolate. I don't want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.

Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own...

I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That's it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.

Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.

Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I'm not trolling, y'all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y'all are trolling or you're living on such a distant plane of reality that you're inventing shit that I've done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.

Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 month ago

buys chocolate ice-cream

looks inside

chocolate

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even the vanilla versions of those things have a chocolate shell coating on the top, not just inside the cone. You would've known what it was about way before you got to that last part.

(If that isn't true for the ones you buy, I want to know what weird, obscure brand you're talking about.)


To be fair, though, coating the cone with some other flavor (butterscotch, maybe) could be a neat idea.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Not where I am it doesn't. No idea where OP is

(Still has chocolate on top though)

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I'm not following you with the "I hate chocolate". Are you sure you're speaking English?

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[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Did you commit to this before you knew what a Cornetto was?

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ok, you bought a Cornetto once and was surprised by chocolate. Surely you learned after the first time and can just stop buying it? Where's this obsession coming from, why can't you move on?

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Seems more like you're trying to bring Reddit here, with that kind of trolling.

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[-] truxnell@aussie.zone 94 points 1 month ago

The chocolate is required, it's 'fired' Into the wafer to coat the entire inside of the cone with a layer of chocolate. This protects the Wafter from absorbing water from the ice team and going soggy. Source: Worked 4+ years in a ice cream factory and was curious myself. Plenty of features of food are often a necessity that is marketed as a feature

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Huh. I never thought of that as a reason for the chocolate. And it works both ways, the wafer protects the chocolate from melting.

Smart!

I really want a Cornetto now...

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[-] Golfnbrew@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a great addition! I remember when the ice cream dripped savagely through the hole, making a mess of your hand...

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

It also serves as a plug to keep it from dripping melted ice cream.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

These people never experienced having the bottom of the cone wet and breaking off before you're even finished. I may not be a fan of chocolate itself, but I still think it's an elegant solution to the issue.

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[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

It also serves as a plug

Yep, time for some sleep. My brain just auto inserted "butt".

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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

That chocolate at the bottom is so well loved that a company sells cone ends filled with chocolate.

[-] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago

I mean you're just objectively wrong then 🤷

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 35 points 1 month ago

You know soemtimes I catch myself typing furiously and after the 3rd sentence I realize that I really don't give a flying fuck about the whole subject.

Just eat a different ice cream instead of "petitioning" Cornetto.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Also, if Cornetto did remove the chocolate, that person would probably have to go into hiding.

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[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 30 points 1 month ago

You know that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer sells muffin tops without the muffins and makes bank?

Sell me cone bottoms. I'll buy them all.

[-] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

It was Elaine tho

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

That's the treat for finishing the whole cone!

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I thought I was on c/unpopularopinion for a second brb downvoting with my bot cluster

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[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

That's almost the best part. Some actually have the waffle part entirely coated in chocolate to prevent it getting soggy. Plus thin layer of chocolate plays nice with the vanilla or strawberry inside.

[-] RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago
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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Look i dont usually support reform when they talk about deporting people for not having British values, but just this once......

[-] hexonxonx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

That's the best part, you monsters.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Your words are poison.

[-] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 month ago

Suck my entire dick.

Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

This is one of those litmus tests that can be used to instantly tell if a person is a human or a lizard-person.

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This is the same kind of deviant that doesn’t eat the middle of a cinnamon roll.

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[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

That's the last satisfying bite!

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[-] Sheldan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

That's just a bad opinion.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like them.

And it's either that or wobbly waffles as soon as the ice melts a bit.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Ops take is shite

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Fuck now I want a cornet. Also OP your take is so unimaginably objectively wrong that you should please cease be.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago

I like them, I'll die on this hill.

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[-] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You could just buy ice cream and cones separately and put them together whenever you want to eat one

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You'd make bank on unpopular opinions with this one.

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