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I'm a pubes girl myself
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Thank you for ruining broccoli
Cauliflower are old pubes
Albino pubes
When I was a kid I’d just pluck the pubes off the broccoli and eat only those but as I got older I’ve learned to enjoy the whole shaft plus the pubes. Especially when they’ve had some heat and are black.
There ya go! The answer you didn’t want but got anyway.
Confirmed: zarniwoop loves to shove warm black ones in their mouth all the way to the pubes.
Heh.
Roast the pubes and take a peeler to the shaft and slice them into chips. Olive oil salt pepper farlic powder and theow them in the oven to roast too. They are very sweet and underrated.
I'll try this, thanks
Thos're called florets. And they're delicious!
Was shaft the correct term?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cut it all into cubes, steam everything or fry it. Eat. Leaves, too if you grew it yourself. Just eat it. It'll give you the farts but it's all delicious.
for some reason i thought broccoli was some kind of metaphor for dong and was very confused what this post and its comments were actually talking about. but no its just broccoli.
It could be. If you like. Inclusivity is a virtue, i guess.
Which part of the penis do you like to fry and eat?
I prefer yorkshire pudding
Sphincter it is then
huh?
Butt stuff
I mean pussy lol
Now I don’t like any of it.
Here's a new copy of this
Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.
The dog loves the shaft, it's be rude to deny him.
Oh, but the gas....
I'm ace... I mean, I don't like broccoli. While, I'm actually ace too.
I don't care for either unless it's covered in cheese.
Roast the pubes, soup the shafts.
pubes more but shaft is good too
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
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