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When going to France you are only permitted a single egg. (lazysoci.al)

submitted 3 days ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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wait for it!

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Yup, dad cracked a joke

[-] iii@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Oui, papa a fait une blague

[-] Moah 8 points 3 days ago

Oeuf Corse!

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

That really was an oof, Dad.

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Looks like someone else also watches Seth Meyers

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 3 days ago

Seth who now?

🤭

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Seth Meyers must watch Cooking With Yan.

If Yan can cook, so can you!

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

because one egg is one egg?
because one egg is an oath?

what am I missing here?

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 16 points 3 days ago

"Enough"

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

It's a pronunciation joke.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 days ago

~~joke~~

yolk.

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Take your upvote and eggcit

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025

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